childhood hollanov where shane was the bossy one and always leading around ilya wherever they went. school field trips: shane made sure ilya was in his group, class projects: shane picked dibs on ilya, gym class dodgeball: shane glared at anyone who dared to try and choose ilya
shane: okay, so we meet at a bar and i’m not that interested but you keep buying me drinks until i’m drunk enough to agree & u take me home -
ilya: so, what, ur gonna act drunk?
shane: huh? no i’ll be drinking whatever you give me
ilya: (adjusting his pants) rightrihgt yeah