Darren Kinash

Once upon a time I tweeted random thoughts and the king, queen, peasants, and scary monsters all stopped and listened.

[Darren Kinash @BravestBeaver]

The rumours are true. I'm writing a novel titled "The Lovely Opus of Death". It'll make you laugh, cry, rejoice and maybe fart #NaNoWriMo

[Darren Kinash @BravestBeaver]

When your kid discovers magic before multiplication.

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Just give Sidney Crosby my knee. I don’t actually need it. #Olympics2026

[Darren Kinash @BravestBeaver]

@jrriddle @Bell_Support Is your internet still down? Mine is and Im in midtown Toronto. Just want to make sure I’m not the only one still.

[Darren Kinash @BravestBeaver]

Mulder was chasing aliens. I’m just chasing a release date. #thedoorsofstone

[Darren Kinash @BravestBeaver]

Simba (June 3, 2015 - May 20, 2025)

You loved to be carried when trails grew long,
your wagging tail made our hearts strong.
Now you’ve crossed to that distant shore—
but we’ll hold your memory evermore.

[Darren Kinash @BravestBeaver]

Stormtroopers’ aim was never great.

[Darren Kinash @BravestBeaver]

“All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust.” - Peter Pan

[Darren Kinash @BravestBeaver]

Just turned 42 this week, and I thought it was appropriate to finally read "The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy." #42

[Darren Kinash @BravestBeaver]

It’s my dog’s birthday today. He’s only 9 years old but is upset he’s already covered in white hair.

[Darren Kinash @BravestBeaver]

My dog is exicited to see the sun eclipsed by a giant tennis ball 🎾 #Eclipse2024

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Boy: Dad, can you tell me what an eclipse is?

Dad: No sun.

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@Mark__Lawrence

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My dog posing with the Easter Bunny shortly before sprinkling salt and butter on him and placing him in the oven. #happyeaster🐰

[Darren Kinash @BravestBeaver]

Finished #Zelda: Link’s Awakening. I saved the day once again and now accepting fan mail from grateful citizens. #HeroLife

[Darren Kinash @BravestBeaver]

My three year old just told me he wants to marry the iPad. I should probably cut down screen time before he proposes.

[Darren Kinash @BravestBeaver]

I’m busy writing my novel and I’m over 50,000 words. 51,301 words to be exact but who’s counting? Me. I’m counting. #amwriting

[Darren Kinash @BravestBeaver]

We don’t get much snow this week but my kids and I were able to produce this.

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Have a Magical Christmas from my family to yours. 🎅 🪄 #Christmas2023

[Darren Kinash @BravestBeaver]

My son is learning dark magic 🪄 #harrypotter

[Darren Kinash @BravestBeaver]

Home Alone 3: Lost in Debt