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Just a lazy Bravo commentator. I’ll get to it when I get to it.

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This ad really makes me feel uncomfortable like what do you mean the white women gets to share the win with the black woman when Dorit put in no effort and made a basic ass dish and Cynthia makes a restaurant quality plate. Seems pretty tone deaf. #RHOA #RHOBH

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This scene tripped me up cause in the boy’s chat ep they mention that Jason has an android but he’s FaceTiming Jax with an iPhone. They keep switching between him using an iPhone and his android so I’m guessing this conversation was filmed multiple times #TheValley

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@AndJustLikeThat Once again Aidan ruins everything

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Every year without fail I’m always so surprised that Ashley Darby is so young. She’s still in her 30’s!? Was only 27 when #RHOP premiered! Girl has lived a lot of life.

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Erin feeling like she was the one who needed to bring Mescal to America is legitimately making me squirm. #RHONY

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Why did the editors pan to Shawn licking his lips when they say, “I going to pound his ass!” 👀 #RHOSLC

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This is honestly one of the most stunning Housewives casts #RHODubai

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Brooks looks like she’s struggling to hold in a fart this whole reunion. She’s still gorgeous though. #RHODubai

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Why is it that I just recently started listening to Giggly Squad and now my internal monologue is Paige DeSorbo’s voice?#Bravotv #SummerHouse #GigglySquad

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@BravoTV please just bring back the OGs, we learned our lesson #RHONY

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Not Bravo cutting off Annemarie Wiley in the middle of her monologue #RHOBH

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There’s something kind of displeasing watching Kyle cackle while Dorit has a panic attack, worrying about if her kids are safe. #RHOBH

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Final #RHONY Rankings

Top
Jessel: No notes
Jenna: Loved her story and digs

Mid:
Brynn: Her shtick got tired, still love
Ubah: Stepped up on occasion

Bottom:
Erin: Such a fast fall from grace. At least Leah had one season before everyone turned on her
Sai: We get you’re hungry

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Initial #RHONY rankings

Top:
Brynn: fun, vampy, Carmen Electra vibes
Jenna: quirky, funny, good backstory

Mid:
Erin: good confessionals, driving the story/drama
Ubah: good for a few chuckles

Bottom:
Jessel: might say 1 funny thing but ultimately boring
Sai: obnoxious try hard

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Mid Season #RHONY rankings

Top:
Brynn: reason I watch

Mid:
Jenna: fallen off a bit, like her but she seems bored
Jessel: slight unhinged/villain energy, bringing a lot

Bottom:
Erin: getting offended at everything is getting grating
Sai: still nothing
Ubah: where’d she go?

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Me watching the #RHONY reunion in the same pajamas from Friday waiting for my Uber eats order to arrive

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I’m fully willing to accept this season of #RHONY as some severe fever dream and eagerly await the return of the OG’s

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Jessel handled her takedown season masterfully. I STAN corrected #RHONY

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@user718299912 I guess I took it differently

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Does Monica know that most of middle class American can’t afford a Range Rover? #RHOSLC

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@tkgray1964 @monicangarcia That’s not what I got from the conversation, but idk

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@Parentoid @monicangarcia She was driving one in the last episode I saw