Bravocabulary

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Teresa (to Joe): Jacqueline called me the C word. Not the word that you called me but the word the government calls me. #RHONJ

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Craig Wanted to be a Ballplayer: Accompanied by a little league picture. Like saying he wanted to play Ms. Pac Man for a job. #southerncharm

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Responsibilities: TRavs kids who keep him from indulging in bounty of public restroom blowjobs available to men in their 50s #southerncharm

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Jax's Arrogance Is His Downfall: Jax is a bartender in his mid 30s w/ a history of drug use. Actuarial tables are his downfall. #pumprules

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Lala, a Hostess, is Passing out Non Disclosure Agreements: Totally normal. For example, you're not allowed to retweet this. #pumprules

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Andy: Were you dating a married man?
Lala: I'm going to make a call to Bethenny's boyfriends daughter. #pumprules

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Phaedra: Johnny is not my client. I'm not his attorney.
Phaedra: Attorney client privilege prevents me from saying anything else. #rhoa

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Sheree's Done With Her House! You said Chateau Sheree Would Never Be Done but It's Done! Hip Hip Sheree!:Sheree's house is not done. #rhoa

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Phaedra:I am not involved in this lawsuit

I've calculated some damages

Not involved in any way

I'll drive Johnny to the courthouse #rhoa

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Johnny:I created the restaurant. I started Xscape. I killed AJ so Kandi could get out of the engagement. For that I made $11.00 total. #rhoa

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Eileen: If you feel strongly you should write it in a letter&tear it up.

Displaying the instincts that have made her a riveting HW. #rhobh

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PK Tells Erika She's Inherently Cold: "Darling, there was frost on your undercarriage." #rhobh

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Erika: When my son was born.
Erika: DONT TALK ABOUT MY SON
Having two personalities is complicated. #rhobh

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Pandora Showed Tenacity In Selling Wine: Tamra&Vicki sold wine. Mike Ditka sells wine. Not tenacious, we're a country of drunks. #rhobh

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Ramona:Tom is a trashperson cheater who you stole from me after our 7th date and who will crush your soul and I toast your marriage. #rhony

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When Tom's Away, He Plays: He calls himself Marvin. He's got a sex dungeon. It's a thing we do now. #rhony

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Jason Treated Bethenny's Apartment Like a Flophouse: Mr. Hoppy flopping here. Mrs Hoppy flopping there. Dirty vagabonds. #rhony

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Ramona Flirts With the Contractor: This is like a date. Like our 9th date. We've been on nine dates. #rhony

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Tom:Can't wait to see U Later
LuAnn:Me too
Tom: Wait. Is it Wednesday? I've got a thing. Don't wait up. Don't look at Bethennys phone #rhony

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Landon's BF Doesn't Seem Like Her Type: Does he have 2 young children in his guest house and a felony drug conviction? #southerncharm

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If Southern Charm Doesn't End w/ Kathryn Killing some of these People: It'll cause more complaints than the Lost finale. #southerncharm