Brandie

Brandie; not 29 anymore, lover of Emma, Cody, and cold brew coffee❤️

[Brandie @Brawndzie]

My pissed off patient- “I want to speak to your charge nurse!”

Me- “I am the charge nurse”🙃

This person wants me fired over a melatonin, y’all. This is why there will be no one to care of us when we’re old. #Nursing #healthcareheros

[Brandie @Brawndzie]

If you can’t understand how a woman could be attracted to another woman you’ve obviously never seen an inverted penis. That is all.

[Brandie @Brawndzie]

People are MAD over this Taylor Swift ticket thing. I wish y’all were this mad about things that actually mattered. Idk, maybe Roe V. Wade or our corrupt ass political and judicial systems 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Brandie @Brawndzie]

It’s September 29th and I’ve already turned my heat on. RIP to my bank account once this next electric bill posts ☠️🪦

[Brandie @Brawndzie]

Just had a man roll his window down and call me a “fucking cunt” for being stopped too far forward at the stop sign. Meanwhile his daughter was sitting in the backseat. What a fine example he must be setting for her 🙃

[Brandie @Brawndzie]

@ShoeyVuitton Following for someone who hates their nursing job but is too old for only fans 👀

[Brandie @Brawndzie]

@BarnesGunner Wait. Tell me more about this witchery you speak of

[Brandie @Brawndzie]

My daughter’s dad and his girlfriend are having a baby. My daughter cannot wrap her mind around the fact that I’m not going to be a step mom to this baby😂

[Brandie @Brawndzie]

Checking my garden for growth and watching my dog chase ants on the patio have become my new favorite past times. I really might be getting old.

[Brandie @Brawndzie]

Just got an email saying my wedding invitations shipped. Like, I’m really about to be this man’s wife in a few weeks🤯 #hoestohousewives

[Brandie @Brawndzie]

Trying to figure out a way to convince my fiancé that we should get a golden retriever while also complaining about the amount of dog hair our our current dog is shedding🤔

[Brandie @Brawndzie]

I don’t ever want to hear another word about how I’m “overprotective” of my child. Fuck this cruel world we live in.

[Brandie @Brawndzie]

If my 7 year old could quit being an asshole already that would be cool😒

[Brandie @Brawndzie]

Are we all in unison about Jada pinket-smith? Like we’re done with her, right? I can’t see another video of her being a shitty wife/person.

[Brandie @Brawndzie]

No one-

Absolutely no one-

My patient- “my penis use to be bigger. Like it would hang when I sat on the toilet. Is that normal?”

Just say no to nursing, guys🥴

[Brandie @Brawndzie]

On today’s episode of being a woman with body dysmorphia… am I fat or do I just have a uterus? 🤔

[Brandie @Brawndzie]

Drinking mimosas alone at 8am in my dirty scrubs @wildeggs. I think I’m officially a nightshifter. 🤔😐

[Brandie @Brawndzie]

@ShoeyVuitton I feel like I don’t have much of a choice otherwise at this point 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Brandie @Brawndzie]

Question for the ladies. High waisted leggings. We love them. We’re here for it. But like, how do You conceal your vagina when working out? Are the rest of you having this problem?🤔 let me know. #ladyproblems

[Brandie @Brawndzie]

6am- I see IP is an extra $50. Maybe I should pick up a shift tomorrow. . 7:06 “fuck this place. You couldn’t pay me enough to come in here on my day off.” Healthcare is wild, Y’all 🙃