Braxton Elliott

I keep it realer than alien autopsy photos

[Braxton Elliott @Braxman3]

Happy national sibling day,
enjoy

[Jamal Cristopher @JamCristopher]

It must suck to be a Drake hater and not be able to enjoy a hip hop moment like this. Gotta pretend this shit ain’t fire gotta pretend he fell off.

Knowing if your favorite dropped 3 albums in one night you’d lose your mind. It must suck i feel u.

[The Windy City Breakdown @wcb_pod]

body so iconic you don’t even need the face to recognize him

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

[David J Harris Jr @DavidJHarrisJr]

Joe Rogan explains why his views on religion changed after regularly attending church.

“If there was a pill that could make you as nice as the people that I go to church with, everybody would be on it.”

“If you get just to the teachings of Christ, I can't find any faults in it.”

Love seeing God on the move. 👏🏽

@CollinRugg

[Alshon Jeffery the third (Rick) @burritolov3r69]

This miller lite of mine, I’m gonna let it shine

[Bob Sturm @SportsSturm]

Let's go to Gene Steratore who has no idea.

[DRUSKI @druski]

Mega Church Pastors LOVE Money 😂😭

[Worst Contrarian - BACK OFFICE @ LARP CAPITAL @larpcapitalwc]

Goals for 2026:

- switch up on my oldest friends
- forget where I came from
- spend less time with my family
- let the money change me

[Braxton Elliott @Braxman3]

@clutchtimex Just read 4 of your tweets and considered deleting the app. Also dumbest bio I’ve ever read and hilarious that u pay for a checkmark

[🥷🏾 @Money_Diplomats]

There is no reason to be a people pleaser. People are never pleased

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

GO PACK GO!!!!!

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

how a guy taking benadryl sees the world

[wanye @xwanyex]

Moon has been nuts lately. You need to be noticing the moon.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

HEY OCTOBER, WHADDYA SAY?!

[Marquee Sports Network @WatchMarquee]

"I learned with champagne that instead of drinking it, you should absorb it with your skin; it feels better."

Shota Imanaga is the best 🙌

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

ESPN Sources: Cowboys are trading three-time All-Pro LB Micah Packers to the Green Bay Packers.

Parsons and the Packers already have reached agreement on a four-year, $188 million contract. @DavidMulugheta of @Athletesfirst had a hand in the trade and ultimately negotiating the record-breaking contract that includes $120 million fully guaranteed at signing and makes Parsons the highest-paid non-QB in NFL history.

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Son of Baconator is such a fat fucked up dumbass name for a burger. Oh you know that big meat bastard we got. Here’s a small one for less money. It’s his son.

[Braxton Elliott @Braxman3]

@WatchMarquee This is the dumbest graphic I’ve ever seen and I’ve seen a lot of dumb graphics