Braxton Martinez

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[Braxton Martinez @BraxtonMartine1]

“I am the cream, and the cream will rise to the top ooohh yeeeeah” -Macho Man Randy Savage

[Braxton Martinez @BraxtonMartine1]

How did the whole crowd not fuck up whoever was throwing shit at Kid Cudi? I would’ve been fucking livid!

[Braxton Martinez @BraxtonMartine1]

I imagine Facebook dating is like a dating app made by Wish. I would never make a profile on that shit fr everyone probably looks like people you see in Walmart at 2am 😂

[Braxton Martinez @BraxtonMartine1]

How you gonna tell me Juice WRLD ain’t a goat? At the very least a musical genius! Don’t lie to yourself

[Braxton Martinez @BraxtonMartine1]

Go start a free 7 day Paramount+ account and watch Jackass Forever right now!!! We barely started watching it and I haven’t stopped laughing!

[Braxton Martinez @BraxtonMartine1]

@Premium_Coco who you got? I’d love to see this rematch! Suriano has improved so much and somehow spencer is able to wrestle at the highest level and win with basically no knees at this point most people would be in a wheelchair! 😂

[FloWrestling @FloWrestling]

You aren’t supposed to “what if” but… what if

[Braxton Martinez @BraxtonMartine1]

@Premium_Coco No 808’s and Heartbreaks or late registration?

[Braxton Martinez @BraxtonMartine1]

@Premium_Coco 😂😂😂

[Braxton Martinez @BraxtonMartine1]

Damn the 40 yard dash at the combine was fuckin insane this year!! Several guys ran it in under 4.3 seconds. If you don’t know that’s fucking flying!

[Braxton Martinez @BraxtonMartine1]

@Premium_Coco I would rewind the on repeat then repeat the rewind after that id throw that bitch in shuffle and enjoy all the bangers!!!

[Braxton Martinez @BraxtonMartine1]

I hate when people try to post funny shit they seen someone else post. Word for word saying it and you can tell they’re trying to act like they came up with it… 🤦‍♂️ Just retweet/share it!

[Braxton Martinez @BraxtonMartine1]

@Premium_Coco Classic

[Braxton Martinez @BraxtonMartine1]

“Lady Gaga is the creative director for Polaroid… I like some of the Gaga songs what the fuck does she know about cameras?” @Premium_Coco Tbh there is so many good quotes from Ye, but this one is one of my favorites 😂😂😂

[Def Jam Recordings @defjam]

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[Joe Ali @JoeAli]

mr. brightside is essentially the back that azz up for white people at parties. whenever it drops y’all lose self-control

[Braxton Martinez @BraxtonMartine1]

Can we get a biopic of Mac Miller with this dude? Or am I the only one who sees it?

[HBO @HBO]

Sure do. #euphoria

[Braxton Martinez @BraxtonMartine1]

@TheRealTPatt @arielhelwani Agreed I don’t know how they can even call that a TKO I understand not letting him continue he basically forced a TKO without actually hurting the guy eventually he would’ve, but definitely a shitty way to lose a fight! Islam didn’t gain anything from that fight IMO!

[Braxton Martinez @BraxtonMartine1]

It blows my mind how much more I see people talking about how beautiful Zendaya and Alexa (Maddie) are on Euphoria when Sydney Sweeney (Cassie) is hotter than both of them and it’s not even close IMO!!!

[Braxton Martinez @BraxtonMartine1]

@Premium_Coco I can definitely see it!!! Quick question tho if they did have you as a kid who’s your mom and who’s your dad?

[Braxton Martinez @BraxtonMartine1]

@Premium_Coco 😂😂😂

[FloWrestling @FloWrestling]

No free escapes when DeSanto is on the mat.

[Braxton Martinez @BraxtonMartine1]

@Erinnn_Taylor10 Same! My hangovers put me down for like 2 days now 😂

[Braxton Martinez @BraxtonMartine1]

@LuciitheAlien Probably because you’ve been running through my mind all day 😘💙