Breanna

do whatever you want all the time

[Breanna @Bre2O17]

I got a job promotion, learned about it 10 days ago, and still have had to keep it a secret because my boss has not finalized the paperwork. And all my coworkers keep spreading a rumor that some other guy got it.. I’m tired

[Breanna @Bre2O17]

My boyfriend told me I’m a 9.8 bc “there’s no such thing as a 10!” Should I break up with him

[Breanna @Bre2O17]

Well we are headed back from Thailand and I have a very ambitious plan to stay awake for 39 hours straight to reset my internal clock

[Breanna @Bre2O17]

You guys I knew I was being a lil crazy with my eating out but I decided to get on top of it and look at my spending habits and I spent $850 dollars on food last month. Me. 1 person. I have an issue

[Breanna @Bre2O17]

I want to see the opening scene of Harry Potter through a ring doorbell camera.

Nothing would be crazier than a giant and 2 wizards with pointy hats leaving a baby in the middle of the night on my door step like an Amazon package

[Breanna @Bre2O17]

Oh sweet now I don’t have to smuggle gummies home for the holidays. How bout that

[Breanna @Bre2O17]

Y’all my rooster has found his voice and cockadoodledoos at 6:30a and my night shift neighbor gon kill me I swear 😅

[Breanna @Bre2O17]

Every time I send someone a progress picture of something I’m crocheting for them and they don’t immediately respond with praise I think they hate it so much

[Breanna @Bre2O17]

@oxrlm Lmao the other day my brother said he knows he’s a sociopath and likes that about himself because it’s what makes him who he is (he describes himself as one of the most successful amazing people you’ll ever meet)…. He isn’t.

[Breanna @Bre2O17]

To settle and apologize they offered a ~ $25 dollar ~ gift card

[Breanna @Bre2O17]

Y’all I bit into a burrito and felt something hard, thought maybe it was a bone and spit out the bite and what I spit out had like 20 staples in it

[Breanna @Bre2O17]

Ahhhh first good rain of the season, that time of year where I worry every night that a giant Douglas fir is going to fall on my small little cabin

[Breanna @Bre2O17]

@sammihuey I sent a message out to a law firm last night 😂 INSANE

[Breanna @Bre2O17]

My union just got us a $1500 check to help catch up with cost of living and I just love this folks

[Breanna @Bre2O17]

For the first time in my life a doctor has given me an answer to many of my problems that wasn’t anxiety and ya girl is very B12 deficient and stoked to start correcting the actual problem

[Breanna @Bre2O17]

Okay one of the nephews is born and since I can’t post his pics just yet I am posting some of the things I’ve crocheted for them

[Breanna @Bre2O17]

You guys I’m going to have 2 new nephews in just as soon as 8 days!! And I can not crochet stuff fast enough!!!

[Breanna @Bre2O17]

Told myself I can’t buy anymore yarn until I finish all my projects I already planned to do and that kicked my ass in gear I got two things started and finished tonight and am nearly done with a 3rd😅😅

[Breanna @Bre2O17]

Tax season time for AmeriCorps Alum to remember that the government actually hates us and wants $700 after we already gave them the $6000 gift they gave us back to them

[Breanna @Bre2O17]

Well I am currently awaiting the second boy for a post “break up” conversation bc I seem to only find the simpiest of men. But alas, I am a giving person, and so I will console them.