βrε Jαμεs

|The steps aren’t enough...feel the music.|

[John Krasinski @johnkrasinski]

...time to go back.
#PartII
5-15-20

[βrε Jαμεs @BreJamesxo]

@rebecca_muschio *wants to drive off cliff but can’t bec car shit the bed again*

[βrε Jαμεs @BreJamesxo]

@rebecca_muschio Do we live the same life?

[βrε Jαμεs @BreJamesxo]

Today I called my boyfriend in the car to tell him “So I just found a German Shepherd in the middle of Route 5&10” and could hear him sprint to our back porch and yell “LACIE” in panic that it was her ..

solid parenting babe

[βrε Jαμεs @BreJamesxo]

Still laugh every time my boyfriend has an important day at work and yells down to me, “Woman! Where’s my super suit??”
Even if it’s basically every week ..

[βrε Jαμεs @BreJamesxo]

I thought I was outsmarting my dog by making a snowball and throwing it to be funny but she went and fetched it and brought it back to me.. could’ve been the same one could’ve not so

My dog actually outsmarted me

[βrε Jαμεs @BreJamesxo]

I’ve been refreshing this egg picture on Instagram for 5 minutes to make sure it beats a Kardashian’s record

[βrε Jαμεs @BreJamesxo]

Why can’t I have my dogs energy every day? Like she’s so excited it’s morning and instantly is wired.. I need that.

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

Prayers up for Hurns I think he Broke his leg 🙏🏿

[βrε Jαμεs @BreJamesxo]

Ever go on long strides of eating like straight garbage that you can feel your body screaming at you to eat a fucking salad?
Me after every holiday

[βrε Jαμεs @BreJamesxo]

Can’t believe she is 1 year old now

[βrε Jαμεs @BreJamesxo]

Thoughts on brushing your teeth in the shower?

[βrε Jαμεs @BreJamesxo]

Okay tears

[βrε Jαμεs @BreJamesxo]

Girls weekend was much needed.

[kevin @_KevinSosa_]

Not to be dramatic but he can have one of my legs

[Tom Munns @TomMunns1]

I can’t stop watching this. Dad of the year 😂👏🏻⚽️

[DRACO ☆ @_ayosworldd]

why does your shadow look like spongebob when he performed at the super dome

[βrε Jαμεs @BreJamesxo]

Finally updated my phone and now my microphone and ear speaker don’t work so .. super pleased with my decision

[βrε Jαμεs @BreJamesxo]

My mom used to lock my brother and I in our rooms from the outside of the door for “nap time” aka for her.. looking back now, it all makes complete sense .. “6 shows and nap time is over” easy 3 hour nap #lifehacks