Dr. Wife

I'm so gay I voluntarily moved to Alberta

Yes, I really do have a PhD

she/her

[Dr. Wife @Breadbeans_]

You should give my gf money because it will make two girls happy for the price of one, you cant get a better deal than that

[Stella Chat BPD @redrum_panda]

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[Dr. Wife @Breadbeans_]

Why do I have to work during pride month, I should be at home watching xfiles and being bisexual about scully and mulder

[Dr. Wife @Breadbeans_]

@redrum_panda Couldn’t make the xfiles these days because with how incompetent these “geniuses” are they would accidentally told us aliens are real like 5 times by now

[Dr. Wife @Breadbeans_]

@redrum_panda Well sure but didn’t realize it was like a specific glowing weak spot

[Dr. Wife @Breadbeans_]

@redrum_panda Very jealous as my dream is to wear period clothes and be a weird but beautiful woman living in a big old haunted house

[Dr. Wife @Breadbeans_]

Watched 2001,s “The Others” last night and my only real complaint is I kept getting distracted by how pretty Nicole Kidman was in every frame

[Dr. Wife @Breadbeans_]

Really funny to see ragebait posts about the new bond game everywhere and then every piece of gameplay footage they're crashing out about just makes me go "whoa that looks sick"

[Dr. Wife @Breadbeans_]

Like okay sure I’ll just take a ten min toilet break to go check my texts instead

[Dr. Wife @Breadbeans_]

I love that my job told me we can’t use our phone at our desk because clients will randomly come in and they don’t like it, and yet I have not once seen a client come in lol

[Dr. Wife @Breadbeans_]

@redrum_panda It’s cruel and unusual punishment

[Dr. Wife @Breadbeans_]

@redrum_panda The true cross spectrum trans solidarity

[Dr. Wife @Breadbeans_]

@redrum_panda This website seems to really encourage a lot of queer intercommunity hate that I just don’t get, there are stupid annoying people for every group just block and move on, I promise you really don’t need to bitch about every slightly imperfect queer individual on this site for days

[Dr. Wife @Breadbeans_]

@redrum_panda It’s okay we’re educated will just travel around as teachers

[Dr. Wife @Breadbeans_]

@redrum_panda I am pretty dang awkward tho

[Dr. Wife @Breadbeans_]

@redrum_panda It’s kinda funny because like I get it, in theory these are people who think they’ve worked out the government is lying to them and is hiding stuff, so it’s easy to extrapolate that out to other stuff too, and then they either go down the left or the right

[Dr. Wife @Breadbeans_]

@redrum_panda People who are really into aliens and cryptids etc are weird because they’re either pretty chill but weird or deeply fucked up and evil

[Dr. Wife @Breadbeans_]

@redrum_panda 🤨🤨🤨

[Dr. Wife @Breadbeans_]

@redrum_panda No way one the world's many recent crazy leaders wouldnt have blurted it out by now