ElInglésEsRockNRoll - BBadEnglish

I've
written @CambridgeUP, @elpais_espana & @20m;
coached @minecogob & @cienciagob;
joked @FreshlyComedy & @Buenafuente's @LateMotivCero;
hosted @VaughanRadio

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Some of my #standup #comedy

On how living in #España has affected the way I #speak #English

#español #inglés #monólogo #Madrid #guiri #comedia #hahaha #jajaja #regladetres? #sisisi #sí #nonono #no #público #teatro #teatrolasaguas #ElInglésEsRocknRoll #tbt #LaLatina

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During the @cubs game, the announcer read the promo as "Proceeds benefiting...UNDESERVED youth in Chicago"

After a long pause, he said, "In English, I meant to say UNDERSERVED youth" 🤣😂🤣

#mlb #SpringTraining #cubs #mariners top of the 4th, 2 outs

[Foro de Marcas Renombradas Españolas @BrandsofSpain]

@AcesurGrupo @LaLiga @Mango @esMONDRAGON @naturabisse_es @GrupoCosentino @Osborne_es @BreakBadEnglish @MADRID Tras la proyección del vídeo 'We are Spain' de @InvestInSpain @ICEX_ y la intervención de nuestro director general @pablolopezgil, comienza el diálogo Discover Spain and its Brands, en el que participan @AcesurGrupo @LaLiga @Mango @esMONDRAGON @naturabisse_es y @GrupoCosentino

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@AcesurGrupo @LaLiga @Mango @esMONDRAGON @naturabisse_es @GrupoCosentino @Osborne_es Dan Feist (@BreakBadEnglish), conocido presentador y emprendedor estadounidense, es el conductor de este #SpainBrandChallenge. Da la bienvenida a todos los estudiantes y marcas. También lo hace Ana de Miguel del Ayuntamiento de @MADRID

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🚨LAST MINUTE WARNING!🚨

The season premiere of CRACK Comedy is today at 8:30pm! 3 special guest stars, including KEVIN CASEY WHITE from NYC!

You cannot miss it! 😂🔥💪🔥😂
<M> sto domingo/callao
At the @BeerStationMad's sister bar, El Chulo
Tix
https://t.co/6sKDV0Eavx
#Madrid

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

"You dream about your big league debut. Every baseball player dreams about it. But it's not just about a baseball game."

Get an in-depth look into the extraordinary journey of Latin American minor league baseball players and the many challenges they face as they pursue their big league dreams.

A @FOXSports Films, Cubs Productions, MLB and Exhibit A collaboration, "Finding Home: Journey to MLB" premieres tomorrow at 10:30 CT on @FS1 and @FOXDeportes.

[Alberto Alonso 🇺🇸🇪🇸 @imalbertoalonso]

We’ll be presenting and signing our latest book at Feria del Libro Madrid! We are so excited and hope you’ll join us at stand 312 Grupo Vaughan It’s going to be the SH!T

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@imalbertoalonso Let's do it

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I had a great time talking to the maestro Alonso about comedy. Check out the extended conversation for free!

[Alberto Alonso 🇺🇸🇪🇸 @imalbertoalonso]

In honor of my favorite comedian’s birthday I’ve made the bonus episode of FYI on comedy with @BreakBadEnglish available to ALL! George Carlin: comedian, wordsmith, visionary. RIP legend!

Pt. 1 https://t.co/rO3yw5qNBS

Pt. 2 https://t.co/9xIPdpQ5nE

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Check out my latest article:
CRACK Comedy, Top Stand-up in English in Madrid
https://t.co/WjllS37Tnm via @LinkedIn

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Some #standup #crowdwork 😆😂😆 😂

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A new show with new guests & new material

It's going to be CRACKING ⚡🤣😂🤣
This Thursday, 8:30-10:00pm

FREE entry (a small surcharge for bar service is applied)

Come and support live comedy in #Madrid

https://t.co/swd0ryAwZ7
#Malasaña #RT🙏 🙌

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Hey everyone!

I'm starting a new stand-up show that premieres this THURS, 23rd 8:30 at PICNIC in #Malasaña!
Free entry
Top talent
Great spot

IG: https://t.co/4BOQ5qDgMP
Event info: https://t.co/7CWtvJ2WIm

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@simoninmadrid Cheese and sour cream in my lentils...as if it were chili

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@simoninmadrid 😆🥰

[Lola Guindal @lapiedrarosetta]

Por cierto, que me han hecho una entrevista en un pódcast de runners.

Yo, que las deportivas las tengo a estrenar.

https://t.co/uo2mZIqYQP

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You should subscribe to her newsletter, she offers perspective and tons of amazing tips for using English!!

Here's the part of today's email that really JUMPED OUT at me:

*saltar a la vista

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I woke up this morning and opened @lapiedrarosetta's newsletter (as I regularly do), and I found this...
#ElLibracoDelListening!

Find out what she's talking about at
https://t.co/72xKmy0R0b

#inglés #listening

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@simoninmadrid @LaPortadaPod 2 clásicas de Gran Hermano:

¿Quién me pone la pierna encima para que no levante cabeza?
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Pa chulo chulo...mi pirulo

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@olgarusu 🤣😂🤣

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King Charles III said,

"I CAN'T BEAR THIS BLOODY THING," in reference to a pen

*I CAN'T BEAR smthg: a dramatic way to say "no aguanto"
BLOODY: Brit. adj similar to puñetero