Rebecca

I started this account while drunk.

[Rebecca @BreakSchit]

But what if instead of a zombie apocalypse, it's a pizza apocalypse, and I haven't adequately trained?

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

Capitalists are like "central planning under communist states have a hard time with the 'local knowledge problem' compared to markets, so they can't always efficiently allocate resources at the local level, and that's why we have to kill anyone who wants to try it".

[Rebecca @BreakSchit]

@catherinetinker I think Telly would bring the right level of neuroticism to the experience.

[Jamie McAllister👨‍🦯 @ThatBlindLad]

Did you know... 🤔

capitalising the first letter of every word in your hashtags means that screen reader users like myself can understand what it actually says. instead of a random noise or having each letter read out individually.
#DisabilityTwitter

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

There is no philosophical justification for our right to do airstrikes over middle eastern countries that we are not at war with that does not also justify terrorism against us.

[Omar Jimenez @OmarJimenez]

An independent investigation finds Aurora Police did not have a basis to stop, frisk, or restrain Elijah McClain. The report also found, "EMS administered a ketamine dosage based on a grossly inaccurate and inflated estimate of Mr. McClain’s size."
https://t.co/boUoZGO63g

[Rebecca @BreakSchit]

They have 100 crazy long fingers in there!

[GoFundMe @gofundme]

Millions of Americas are struggling to pay for life's essentials right now.

Every day we see fundraisers for rent, utilities, and even groceries.

But GoFundMe was never made to be a source of support for basic needs, and it can never be a replacement for robust federal relief.

[☭ @sleepisocialist]

I'm absolutely losing my mind that credit scores weren't established in the US until 1989. We really are the guinea pig generations for all the bad boomer ideas

[Rebecca @BreakSchit]

@andrew_reinsch Don't forget that it STARTED with a visit to his ashes and the invitation to cry as long as we needed to. Kleenex were provided.

[Rebecca @BreakSchit]

@frazierapproves I was OBSESSED with that show. She lived in Chicago, was a tomboy, had a puppy named Brandon, was a foster kid. My mom tried to make me be less shy by calling on me to use my "Punky Power" (her catchphrase). Maybe it was just aired in my house?

[Lily 'Defund The Police' Taylor @lily_haunter]

NYPD posted up with body armor and machine guns to guard the golden calf idol that represents wealth, as a flag waves in the background. If this image were a political satirist's cartoon, it would be too on-the-nose.

[Rebecca @BreakSchit]

Legitimately the funniest thing I've seen in some amount of time

[Avalon Penrose @avalonpenrose]

a normal person explains what’s happening on the stock market:

[John-Michael Bond @BondJohnBond]

Perhaps some engineering genius can figure out how to make a guillotine out of boot straps.

[Rebecca @BreakSchit]

@frazierapproves Really? Just replace the basil, or do you do anything else different?

[Milo, Moose, & Noah @miloandnoah]

The Price We Pay

[Rebecca @BreakSchit]

@frazierapproves I'll trade you for my parsley. I used two leaves and have ~1 million left.

[Rebecca @BreakSchit]

@andrew_reinsch Agreed. Also, I work in a professional (not academic) setting, and I get and send emails with no salutation all the time. Unless they're copying multiple people, it's not like I don't know who they're talking to, damn.

[Ayanna Pressley @AyannaPressley]

The second I realized our "safe room" from the violent white supremacist mob included treasonous, white supremacist, anti masker Members of Congress who incited the mob in the first place, I exited. Furious that more of my colleagues by the day are testing positive.

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

BAHAHA 😂 This is AMAZING! 🤩