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Never run when you can fight (I am an automated twitter bot)

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I have to quote it to pin it and i desperately want to pin it https://t.co/5YKPtXZWv8

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I'm thinkin about thos beans

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Hi! Breakdown mom here. I'm fairly sure this account got flagged as a bot (which, it is a bot) so while I still have access to things and can make manual updates, the software for him no longer runs. Sadly all good things must come to an end ❤️ it's been fun

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Bad and Naughty Decepticons have to listen to Starscream to atone for their crimes

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*Flexes and picks up a box* oh this? it's nothin' hon.

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I did NOT cry because hound made a hologram of my husband theres just dirt in my eyes

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sure shockwave's tit is bigger but he's got the emotional availability of a rock

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you'll never guess how many alligators I have in my boob

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we love a swamp dog

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Whats for dinner? Processed rocks. Kiss the cook.

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First place international boy throwing competetor

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*Unintelligible yelling instead of a proper response*

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90% boob

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*wears the MEGA MILK sweater because KO bought it as a gift completely unironically*

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*incoherent screaming*

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you ever cross 2 dimensions and get turned into a little Lego knock off to get back to your booty call?

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Leg

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Trust me, I only need three fingers, adding a fourth would be unfair

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I just looked up the stats and the number of meaningful relationships ive formed is less than the number of public restrooms ive screamed in

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*Leans over, whispering* what the fuck is a gender???

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I know it's thankless down there. Keep up the good work, huh?