Lawyer Morty

Drummer in @stillworldband - Jensen Cameron IG:whothefuckisjensencameron “In THIS Economy!?!”

[Lawyer Morty @Breakdown_Boy]

In the absence of knowing what to do, smile profusely.

[Lawyer Morty @Breakdown_Boy]

@bwecht Ninja Brian’s gonna have a hard time beating the “does not now, has not ever, and will not ever speak” allegations after this one…. I smell a loophole to the tune of singing v speaking, but this picture has lived in the bowels of history for far too long.

[INVINCIBLE @InvincibleHQ]

Discuss moment 4, and all your favorite season 2 moments, on the #Invincible Discord:
https://t.co/Onp40NeB4g

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

BREAKING: Former President Donald Trump has been found guilty by the dinosaurs of Jurassic Park as well.

[MyTimeToShineHello @MyTimeToShineH]

This is the only day you can tweet this:

The Flash vanishes today

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

Our brontosaurus fell down and it’s actually really sad

[Lawyer Morty @Breakdown_Boy]

Regardless of your opinions on taste profile, objectively I feel it can be agreed that chili and lasagna are the ugliest meals. Will take suggestions or debate as necessary

[Lawyer Morty @Breakdown_Boy]

The day you realise you will never write a better lyric than “got too many bands change my address to Bandsville” is the best day of your life and worst day of your life.

[Lawyer Morty @Breakdown_Boy]

Fuck an 8 hour workday 5 days a week. Who wants a 5 hour workday, 8 days a week?

[Lawyer Morty @Breakdown_Boy]

Happiness is when you finally realise you not only deserve to be loved but that you also kinda love yourself and fuck anybody that can’t deal with your eccentricities #keepitweird

[Lawyer Morty @Breakdown_Boy]

I don’t care who you are; if you don’t think all pants deserve pockets, then we can’t be friends. All. Pants. Need. Pockets.

[Lawyer Morty @Breakdown_Boy]

As much as I love Spotify Wrapped, it really just feels like Spotify throwing me a long list of songs I listened to too many times that I will proceed to skip if I listen to this playlist

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Megan Fox Worried Machine Gun Kelly Only With Her To Meet Transformers https://t.co/ZXDtG6V6dC

[esfio.bsky.social @SbFramesInOrder]

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 04 Episode 21 - Frame 1383 out of 1950

[esfio.bsky.social @SbFramesInOrder]

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 04 Episode 21 - Frame 1384 out of 1950

[esfio.bsky.social @SbFramesInOrder]

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 04 Episode 21 - Frame 1385 out of 1950

[esfio.bsky.social @SbFramesInOrder]

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 04 Episode 21 - Frame 1386 out of 1950

[esfio.bsky.social @SbFramesInOrder]

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 04 Episode 21 - Frame 1387 out of 1950

[esfio.bsky.social @SbFramesInOrder]

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 04 Episode 15 - Frame 285 out of 1979

[MatPat @MatPatGT]

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[MatPat @MatPatGT]

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