Almond Joy Enjoyer

a very boring dude + bad tweets

[Almond Joy Enjoyer @BreakfastPlug]

@namikamiii I mean this in the kindest way possible but you sound so miserable? Take a few days or few weeks and revisit this thread and evaluate how insufferable this is. She’s not an influencer she just tweeted about liking yogurt. Very normal thing.

[Almond Joy Enjoyer @BreakfastPlug]

I feed the rabbits cabbage and strawberries and they pay me back my eating my new hostas. They are walking in very thin ice rn

[Almond Joy Enjoyer @BreakfastPlug]

We built our office 2 years ago and the stalls go to the ground. It’s so nice.

[Dago Supremacy @DagoSupremacy]

Still amazed we haven’t figured out a more dignified way to handle workplace rest rooms that don’t include men loudly shitting besides each other while being able to see each other’s shoes.

[Almond Joy Enjoyer @BreakfastPlug]

I don’t even have a moral issue with this. But if I do it, and hit a sick shot, I’ll always feel like I cheated and feel a little empty. Play it as it lies !

[Staley Bear @r_saunders15]

You think I’m hitting out of a divot into a par five with only 164 in hell no moving that bitch 3 inches to the right and letting it rip.

[necromanced krabman @SquidDad]

When ur friend cancels cause she's having "lady problems" but u a feminist & know there are a lot of lady problems..

[Almond Joy Enjoyer @BreakfastPlug]

joined a “Labs that need to be rehomed or adopted” page and now I’m broken

[Almond Joy Enjoyer @BreakfastPlug]

@jaycaspiankang would put this pound for pound against any video out there

[Almond Joy Enjoyer @BreakfastPlug]

Finally finished the Ken Burns revolutionary war documentary. Very good shit

[Almond Joy Enjoyer @BreakfastPlug]

@hostileworm both pictures amazing but the first one….wow 🥹🥹

[Almond Joy Enjoyer @BreakfastPlug]

@DBAR_67_ @Jason22343 you’re welcome to be one of those loser hate watching fans but Kyler is 38-48 in his career. Plenty of horrendous performances. Idk what McCarthy will turn into but doing victory laps about Kyler throws in OTAs is bonkers. Have some self respect.

[Almond Joy Enjoyer @BreakfastPlug]

the vague posting has me at my limit man. Elon Musk I know you will suffer a horrible death one day

[Almond Joy Enjoyer @BreakfastPlug]

I watched this and although I think she did it on purpose, one thing is 100% clear….Her and her friends have had their brains so rotted by Tik Tok slop it’s jarring. It’s caused them to have the emotional depth of a hamster

[TV & Movie Addict 🍿🦋 @TVMovieAddict]

I have seen some pretty bad apologies but this one has to be on the top five of the worst if you can even call this an apology 🤦‍♀️ If you haven’t seen the crash on Netflix go watch. It’s about Mackenzie Shirilla the Ohio teen convicted in the crash that killed Dominic Russo and Davion Flanagan. You can tell how spoiled Mackenzie was with the way her parents kept making excuses for her. #thecrash

[Almond Joy Enjoyer @BreakfastPlug]

@DocExotic137 @KylePorterNS yes, doing propaganda for an administration that doesn’t actually give a shit about kids is right wing. In fact, the administration has bent over backwards to protect pedophiles

[Almond Joy Enjoyer @BreakfastPlug]

@bat_faced can you not?

[Almond Joy Enjoyer @BreakfastPlug]

KAT clowning the corpse of Embiid while reaching his 3rd conference final is all the revenge I need from their fight.

[Tommy Beer @TommyBeer]

Karl Anthony Towns ranks in the 2026 playoffs:

1st in PER (30.5)
1st in Win Shares (2.3)
1st in WS/48 (.394)
1st in Offensive WS (1.6)
1st in VORP (1.2)
1st in Box Plus/Minus (14.4)
1st in Defensive BPM (7.4)
1st in Offensive BPM (7.0)

seems pretty good?

[Almond Joy Enjoyer @BreakfastPlug]

How can you “spell out a good argument” on this? If a player is frustrated they can swing with the only consequence being that game? Fine if he doesn’t get suspended but it can’t be because the elbow was justified lol

[Don Harris @DonHarris4]

Very doubtful that Victor Wembanyama will face any further disciplinary action IMO. 1. He’s a star. NBA wants stars in tv. 2. He’s already got 3 quarters time served. 3. He acted defensively and arguably justifiably if you dissect the tape. Mitch Johnson spelled out a good argument.

[Roddy White @roddywhiteTV]

My favorite player he just built different. He bat clean up yall know what that mean.

[Almond Joy Enjoyer @BreakfastPlug]

Goaltend by Wemby already awesome