Breakfast Enthusiast

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@Balgruuf316 the world’s problems might just be solved overnight if only it could be done

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we really should turn off the internet

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French Yu-Gi-Oh On Mute

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taking a shit in the Dali museum

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here’s my impression of John Stamos if he was French: “have merci”

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oh so I’m just supposed to know a dentist and orthodontist aren’t the same thing??

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woe unto the man who long ago moved a particular item, thinking: “this new spot is much more logical, now I shall never lose it.”

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[to the tune of Barbara Ann]

ba ba ba baba ganoush

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watched little miss sunshine for the first time tonight and let me tell you Roger Ebert was right to give it three and a half out of four stars

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can’t a guy just tell another guy to fuck off without it becoming a whole thing

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@Balgruuf316

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alt-J is the Red Hot Chili Peppers of the 2010s

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really had to stop and think if bone broth is vegetarian

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@ConnorClockwise frantically googling “how to be chill”

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who the fuck was like “ya know what letter the name of this instrument should start with”

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like maybe struggling to meet our daily survival needs is actually better than having them met through society if we all just gotta go to work now

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you ever find yourself envying a pigeon cause they don’t have a job

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@Amandalipari I cannot calmb down after reading this

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is there a steel wool shortage I don’t know about? cause all I can find lately are “scour pads” and they are NOT the same

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life’s a beach and then you die