Breakfast is my Happy Place

Loves bacon, eggs, pancakes, baseball, politics, astronomy, equality, and mocking those who deserve it.

Huey Long stan

[Breakfast is my Happy Place @Breakfast_Fan]

To be fair, he went in like a coward, governed like a coward, and refused to accept that he lost the election for 2 months, like a coward.

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

Trump didn't pardon Assange

He went out like a fucking coward

[🏳️‍⚧️ Melon the Michigan Socialist 🌹 @3prog4u]

Mississippi is like:

Mississippi Senate: 761 new votes from Adolf Hitler County

🔵 Colom: +755
🔴 Hyde-Smith: +5
⚪ Pinkins: +1

Colom nets 749 votes, expanding his statewide lead to 8,785 at 99.999999937% in. The race is still uncalled.

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

Trump's bone spurs have officially made it to the National Mall for Veterans Day.

A new statue titled 'Foot Soldier' commemorates the draft-dodging medical exemption that kept him out of Vietnam.

[Breakfast is my Happy Place @Breakfast_Fan]

@Chinchillazllla I suppose I might as well link it since I mentioned it.

https://t.co/ffdsvPxNgH

[Breakfast is my Happy Place @Breakfast_Fan]

@Chinchillazllla He was just an Excitable Boy.

That last Letterman performance is simply amazing.

[Dan Carlin @dccommonsense]

For those who say “Hegseth didn’t do anything impeachable”…here is what’s alleged.

If you think these are all ok, imagine the worst democratically-appointed Defense Sec you can think of doing them too.

[Ken Kirtland IV @KenKirtland17]

Omg I just realize something new Dem Congress should get to passing ASAP.

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[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Congressman: Pearl Harbor was bombed on December 7th, 1941. How long did it take for the US to have its first major victory in World War II in the Pacific theater?

Pete Hegseth: A number of years.

Congressman: No, it was actually 6 months. It was the Battle of Midway. It was a turning point of World War II.

[Breakfast is my Happy Place @Breakfast_Fan]

@DevilsAdvocateC @HassanKhadair We still have the comics

[Breakfast is my Happy Place @Breakfast_Fan]

@NBCNews Typo. His name is spelled "Gym Jordan". Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Breakfast is my Happy Place @Breakfast_Fan]

@Iamsock We have a winner!!!

[Breakfast is my Happy Place @Breakfast_Fan]

I'm watching the PDB election night podcast, and it's more entertaining than you can possibly imagine. Pim Tool is next.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Bernie Sanders announces "I will not be supporting Chuck"

[Breakfast is my Happy Place @Breakfast_Fan]

@Tpohnka @beatmastermatt This is a complete non sequitur. What conversation do you think is being had right now?

[Breakfast is my Happy Place @Breakfast_Fan]

@TaiigerBlue @mehdirhasan The idea that Trump lies about who he is to the public is a comforting idea to you?

To be clear, I think you're largely wrong, but I find the idea fascinating.

[Breakfast is my Happy Place @Breakfast_Fan]

@mehdirhasan I'm being pedantic here, but it sounds like he certainty put Sharpie to paper, but did he write this? No.

The use of the word "resounds" is more plausible coming from him than the word "sincerely".

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

Love to see a Black man running up the score in Jefferson Davis County

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Worked great at Nuremberg.

[Breakfast is my Happy Place @Breakfast_Fan]

@revolt777 @jfberke Remind me again who was in control of the state for the last three decades?

[Breakfast is my Happy Place @Breakfast_Fan]

@daveostrander82 @ZacksJerryRig Cite an example of a billionaire without brain rot.