Nelson

Colour my life with the chaos of trouble

[Nelson @BreakingNelson]

#GarethSouthgateWould simply walk into mordor

[Nelson @BreakingNelson]

Just checking in on X, where apparently it’s okay to stove an old lady’s head in just because she didn’t like gays

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

royal anecdote 🇬🇧

[Nelson @BreakingNelson]

@BBCBreaking Down with the crown, long live the second republic

[Nelson @BreakingNelson]

I’ll never understand how people rationalise deeply sexist norms like the burqa simply by painting it under the banner of religion, it seems dependent on its familiarity. Imagine the outcry if Christianity forced women to cover up, or not abort their babies for instance… oh wait

[Nelson @BreakingNelson]

@Dani_gibs Never left the vimto phase

[Nelson @BreakingNelson]

“Robert Eggers and the fine line between myth and reality” by Charlie Bott
https://t.co/5lecm3FkEl

[Errol Webber @ErrolWebber]

The same people praising Will Smith for defending his woman can’t define what a woman is.

[Tony Tost @tonytost]

If anyone's wondering how so much terrible Hollywood behavior goes unchecked, we all just saw someone smack the shit out of someone else over a shitty joke, then tearfully proclaim themselves a protector and a godly vessel for love, and get a nice rousing ovation for it.

[Nelson @BreakingNelson]

@jkheadey Naaah, will Smith is an arrogant prick with no sense of humour

[Tom Gauld @tomgauld]

A cartoon about #wordle for yesterday’s @GdnSaturday / @GuardianBooks

[Nelson @BreakingNelson]

Imagine if religious views were treated like political views. The woke would be trying to shut down churches and mosques, left and right, for spreading misinformation.

[Nelson @BreakingNelson]

@jkheadey Second one was better

[Nelson @BreakingNelson]

Don’t know what I’m gonna do when Ewan McGregor returns as Obi-Wan

[Nelson @BreakingNelson]

This man’s family don’t stop 🤣

[Captain Sir Tom Moore @captaintommoore]

Happy New Year to one and all! To celebrate tonight, why not try our very own Captain Tom cocktail recipe.

#NewYear #Cocktail #NewYearsEve #2022

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

Arise Sir Tony Blair, the mass-murdering War Criminal, liar and mountebank. It literally takes the biscuit. @TheBlairDoc

[Nelson @BreakingNelson]

@decentpatter Mate smashed his own windscreen

[Nelson @BreakingNelson]

Is Joe Biden alive?

[Joe Barton @JoeBarton_]

In the timeline of Die Hard we're in the post-credit sequence. The morning after. Bruce Willis watching his children open their presents. Numb, the adrenaline worn off. He excuses himself and goes to the spare bedroom. He cannot stop crying. So many men. He killed so many men.

[Nelson @BreakingNelson]

I miss Christopher Hitchens, I miss Oliver Sacks

I miss Robin Williams, I miss Sylvia Plath

[Nelson @BreakingNelson]

As if Tamwar Masood is playing Jennifer Lawrence’s boyfriend in this film 😂