JackMeridan

Chonky wolf in Sheeps Clothing until someone says differently. I am 100% a lettuce

[JackMeridan @BreakingNewsNik]

@ALuckhurst5433 @lenka87reads You right now

[JackMeridan @BreakingNewsNik]

I don't care anymore

[The Hormuz Letter @HormuzLetter]

BREAKING: Iran rejects Trump's new comments "the Strait is going to be open to everybody, US will watch over it, but nobody's going to control it" saying the Strait remains permanently closed, with Iran retaining "full sovereign control" over it and "preserve its nuclear materials as a guarantee of the other party's compliance" in any future agreement, per a source close to Iran's Ghalibaf.

Trump also threatened to "blow up" Oman if it doesn't "behave," and says he won't lift any sanctions, release Iranian funds, or have a deal without Iran signing the Abraham Accords.

[JackMeridan @BreakingNewsNik]

Americas most awesome astronaut giving props to @AirCanada good work!

[KATY PERRY @katyperry]

Last night I flew on an @AirCanada flight #AC779 from Montreal to LAX and I watched a medical emergency happen on the plane. I was so impressed with the level of attentiveness and quick action from the crew that I just want to highlight the level of professionalism and consideration they had for the passenger.

The medical situation was resolved on the flight and everyone left ok 🙏

Good for you @AirCanada!

[Senator John Connor @JohnConnor_US]

YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!

I started this account 12 years ago for one reason, and one reason alone: to reach 1,989 followers as a tribute to Taylor Swift’s seminal 2014 album “1989”, as well as to the 1989 Tiananmen Square Massacre which served as the album’s inspiration.

Having achieved that goal, this account will now be placed into archive mode and will no longer be updated. Goodbye forever.

God Bless you, God Bless T-Swift, and God Bless the CCP (long may they reign).

[JackMeridan @BreakingNewsNik]

#nuclear Mexico doing Mexican things.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

At least 6 people were injured after an explosion and fire erupted at a refinery in Salina Cruz, Mexico, according to officials.

[JackMeridan @BreakingNewsNik]

#yeet

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Watch as newly released thermal surveillance footage shows the moment a Frontier Airlines jet struck a trespasser during takeoff at Denver International Airport in Colorado, forcing the aircraft to abort and make an emergency landing.

[JackMeridan @BreakingNewsNik]

@stevensongs

[Chris Nodimas🍄 @CholeraFan]

I assume this is about vagina microbiomes

[JackMeridan @BreakingNewsNik]

Took us forever to get here. Fooking finally. #inskippoint #frasercoast

[JackMeridan @BreakingNewsNik]

moving back to my original account today @jackmeridan if anyone is interested. Or not...

[JackMeridan @BreakingNewsNik]

I just speedran the three episodes of The Boys because I am bored of the show and there was nothing in it. Homelander did just do something at the end of episode 3 that was pretty gnarly and it bothered me a little but thats about it.

[JackMeridan @BreakingNewsNik]

@rainyskyatnight quietly my nutsack is growing faster than my hair. I know its the end times. If my nut sack was not secure in my undies I would be lifting off the ground in a light breeze as it acts as a sail

[Sunny @rainyskyatnight]

PSA for the day

[JackMeridan @BreakingNewsNik]

American oil executives seeing Whore Straits getting closed again.

[JackMeridan @BreakingNewsNik]

my dog has the runs and shit in the house. Good times!

[JackMeridan @BreakingNewsNik]

Oh shit

[JackMeridan @BreakingNewsNik]

that is some fucking dedication!

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

A single accountant stole $53 million from her employer over 20 years and nobody noticed

Rita Crundwell was the comptroller of Dixon, Illinois with a population of 15,000

She opened a secret bank account called “Reserve Sewer Capital Development Account”

For two decades she transferred city funds into it while filing fake invoices

She used the money to become the most successful quarter horse breeder in America

Owned 400 horses, multiple farms, a custom bus, and a $2.1 million motorhome

She won the World Championship in quarter horse breeding four times while actively robbing a small town

Only got caught because a substitute accountant covered her desk while she was on vacation

The city had been cutting firefighter jobs and road repairs for years while this was happening

$53 million. One woman. 20 years. One vacation.

[JackMeridan @BreakingNewsNik]

oh go and get fucking fucked.

[Rep. Andy Ogles @RepOgles]

I have seen evidence so classified that just knowing it exists makes you a target.
#thetruthisoutthere

[JackMeridan @BreakingNewsNik]

#usoil what a crazy freaking ride. Wtf