Drew Van Dyke

Drew Van Dyke enjoys eating pizza, writing words, time travel, and being the Batman. He made a book once, and rocks me, Amadeus.

[Drew Van Dyke @Breaking_Drews]

@TaraBethIdaho Missouri. All. The. Time.

[Drew Van Dyke @Breaking_Drews]

Hey, so...I wrote a #Batman story. I hope you'll read it with me over the next year over at @headcanonmag!

https://t.co/Zbyy1z0o0g

[Drew Van Dyke @Breaking_Drews]

I just spit my work pizza...basically everywhere.

Thank you SO MUCH, @iamkatmann!!! 🦏

[Drew Van Dyke @Breaking_Drews]

#WeBelieve

[Drew Van Dyke @Breaking_Drews]

#LETSROLL @tkelce @PatrickMahomes5 @spenceware11 @MitchSchwartz72 @_flight17_ @stonecoldjones_ @sammywatkins @dustincolquitt2 @buttkicker7 @Charcandrick26 @Shermanator_42 @itslilmooney @Passinyo @kelvinbenjamin @reggieragland @AnthonyHitchens @jordvnlucas @Nelson_Island @KeFu11er

[Drew Van Dyke @Breaking_Drews]

@HawleyMO @McGrawMilhaven @PeteMundo @MarcCox971 Talk. 👏 About. 👏 Your. 👏 Constituents. 👏 Or. 👏 Just. 👏 Stop. 👏 Talking. 👏

[Drew Van Dyke @Breaking_Drews]

@HawleyMO @MarkReardonKMOX Yeah, I'd recommend that until you learn to actually give a comment on the constituents your party leaders' shutdown is affecting, you just continue with the NOT talking.

[Drew Van Dyke @Breaking_Drews]

@miniVanDyke ☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️ Thanks for noticing. ☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️

[Arrowhead Pride @ArrowheadPride]

How much did Scandrick’s ESPYs Hawaiian shirt factor into Andy Reid’s decision?

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

If the only way you can rebut an argument is to (a) misrepresent it or (b) resort to personal attacks, you’re conceding that you can’t win the debate. Which is fine. But don’t expect anyone worthwhile to have an ounce of respect for you.

[Drew Van Dyke @Breaking_Drews]

#same https://t.co/pAuX8M4X6q

[Keith Morrison @dateline_keith]

Here is what I know beyond a shadow of a doubt: Dateline, featuring a lovely woman and a possibly scary old man, will air in the west at 10pm #Dateline 10:15 in the east. Sorta-kinda.

[Drew Van Dyke @Breaking_Drews]

The real MVPs. https://t.co/Fm9mNOf3mj

[Jon Keegan @jonkeegan]

Let’s all take a moment to appreciate blank VHS cassette packaging design trends. 📼

[Drew Van Dyke @Breaking_Drews]

@CRipley_CTNews Hey, thanks!

[Drew Van Dyke @Breaking_Drews]

Twitter peeps: Last day to vote for my fianceé and I's wedding paid-for-ness dreams to come true.

We're basically adorable. Help? https://t.co/HcW6JYEoKk

#vote #retweet https://t.co/nCrWIljyzX

[Drew Van Dyke @Breaking_Drews]

If you #grande can, please take a sec and a cent to #helpout an old college friend of mine. 😊 https://t.co/p7EMbrxn8f

[Drew Van Dyke @Breaking_Drews]

We are to be wed. #HowEngaging #YesterdaySoYouKnowItsReal #DrewcedesOfficial

[Night Audit Nonsense @NightAuditNonse]

Read the damn sign and pick up the audit phone and stop banging on the door. It’s not that hard but apparently most people are idiots.

[Drew Van Dyke @Breaking_Drews]

Also CORRECTION: #thesideshow (because sleep is important for proper "L" use, kiddos [sorry @five2onemag !])

[Drew Van Dyke @Breaking_Drews]

"Aesop? More like A-stopwhatyouredoingrightnowandreadmystoryon @five2onemag 's #theslideshow , amirite?" #demfablestho https://t.co/T1eqiPH6Dw