But… everyone will know that you own me… no one will be afraid of me… or take me seriously anymore. I’m not pathetic… or desperate… please Mistr… Roxy… please stop. I’m still the big… bad… dog.
But you keep talking back! You keep digging this hole in the ground and you can't get out! And why? Because little Bron is scared everyone will know he's just a pathetic, desperate pup who CLEARLY needs an owner... but that can be fixed
Please… this isn’t fun. This is humiliating. Please don’t put me on a leash. Please don’t make me bark. No more. You’re gonna ruin my reputation. Please stop. I don’t want anyone knowing about this… please.
Ohhhh man, this is so much fun! Should I put the lil puppy on a leash, huh? Are you gonna bite? No... you're not even gonna bark. Are you scared, embarrassed? People shouldn't know you fold this easily for Roxy...?
I’m a big dog… I swear. I just… don’t want any problems. Please… can we just… not do this in front of the internet? Please… please don’t make me admit I’m a little puppy. I swear I’m the same big, bad dog.
Oh... my god? "Please, please" really?? Are you scared of what lil ol' me could possibly say? But... I thought you were the big dog. Guess you're more of a little puppy, so cute