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I'm just like you only prettier

[edwin 🐶🐟 @torononian]

SOOO CUTEEEEEE 😭😭

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Living out your childhood dream with your best friends

[audrey @phlegmme]

Oh god… my yum. That’s my yum being yucked. They yucked my fucking yum. They know it’s my yum and they’re still yucking it

[risie 🎏 (pls dont spoil sotr) @ovchkty]

reading this and i cant help but think abt the attacks on hospitals in gaza. now tell me, reading isnt political.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Live footage of the cruise ship kitchen before the Hantavirus

[🏆 - hal ⁷⁶ ⋆˙⟡ @earthtohal]

i hope the canes win the series but i also hope gritty fucking kills this thing

[san jose hockey western european pr department @hockeyjtm]

i cannot believe they are openly calling him illiterate on the team account

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

"are you ok" i am literally a forest fire and i am the fire and i am the forest and i am the witness watching it but thanks for asking

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

When you see your taxes being spent on feeding children instead of bombing them.

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

told my boyfriend I dreamt of Zohran Mamdani last night and he asked if our clothes were on

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

Hey man, do you mind if we push this call til next week? I’m thinking one or both of us might die in the upcoming nuclear holocaust, which would pretty much solve this whole problem for us

[Aaron Parnas @AaronParnas]

Congress is meant to be a check on the President.

For 15 months, Congress has been nowhere to be found.

History books will be written about one of the weakest Congress' in American history.

[TMZ @TMZ]

🚨🎥 TMZ is still hunting for footage of vacationing members of Congress and it's now gone international. About 30 lawmakers were spotted touring a castle in Scotland and guess who's footing the bill? YOU.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

If you’re not a cop and you drive a ford explorer then you have to accept responsibility for my paranoia

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

What if the album just sucks so bad lol would be sad for me but lowkey funny considering the build up

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

“It shall be called Opening Day and will be a huge celebration of spring, rebirth and baseball culminating in one single game played at night on a streaming network.”

“Why not play many baseball games during the day?”

“Nobody knows.”

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

I’m a girls’ girl and I say this with the intention of wanting the best for you:

Some of you turn into absolute losers once you get a boyfriend.

You abandon your hobbies, your friends, your dreams & goals- and willingly become a side-kick to someone else’s story.

[b @Brebearly]

@sorcawins especially when Will created the tunnels, it would kind of make sense if he was taken by the demogorgon and "created" hawkins exactly the way it was the day he went missing lol its like they lost the entire plot and idk how

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

The audacity of these people being on CNN saying you need to bring gift cards to TSA workers. Pathetic. Absolutely pathetic. I pay more in taxes than Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk. Trump has made it to where airlines don't have to refund your tickets or compensate you. Fuck all this. PAY THEM YOURSELF.

[Mo Elleithee 🇺🇸 @MoElleithee]

“It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.”

- Thomas Jefferson, Notes on the State of Virginia