Breck Driskill

Im on a rollercoaster ride that only goes up, my friend.

[Breck Driskill @BreckDriskill]

Drunk cheerleaders and a dead emu

[Jordan Daley @JDaley]

Without naming Your City... What is Your City known for?

[Animal Planet @AnimalPlanet]

🫂🐶🧡

#PuppyBowl starts Sunday, Feb 12 at 2p ET on Animal Planet

[Breck Driskill @BreckDriskill]

Before you dm me, just take your dog to the vet

[Breck Driskill @BreckDriskill]

When I say farmhouse THIS is what I mean

[Archive @archivebycosmos]

a farmhouse. Ireland

[manny @mannyfidel]

October 1st you know what time it is

[Breck Driskill @BreckDriskill]

I was working on a sedated horse with a group of students and the horse kept peeing everywhere. So I said, “who ordered the Natty light?” And no one laughed. I hate vet school

[Fritos @OfficialFritos]

Stop saying we smell like DOG PAWS we’re trying to sell chips here

[Breck Driskill @BreckDriskill]

Than she’s a 12

[Breck Driskill @BreckDriskill]

Blue Bell till I die

[Breck Driskill @BreckDriskill]

If rumple is your shot of choice I’m genuinely afraid of you

[Tyler Rugge @TylerRugge]

It’s 2022 time to stop glorifying obese pets 🤠

[Breck Driskill @BreckDriskill]

MGK and Megan Fox are a couple of ick factories. I can’t even listen to his music anymore without getting secondhand embarrassment

[Breck Driskill @BreckDriskill]

I never thought I had a thick accent until my simulated client asked what part of Texas I was from 🥴

[meg @megtekac]

gorgeous gorgeous girls have a dog as their bestfriend

[Breck Driskill @BreckDriskill]

Drinking way too much Pinot Noir and playing nothing but Texas country is my toxic trait

[Breck Driskill @BreckDriskill]

Today I asked a group of old people the score of the “Cowboys/ 69ers” game…

[Breck Driskill @BreckDriskill]

Finally, something we can all agree on

[DJ Rodeo Starr @dwightjokeam]

Vaccinated or not please stop listening to Florida Georgia Line

[🅂🄷🄴🄻🄱🅈🏁🍒🎱❤️‍🔥 @ItsMe_SP_]

Dear future husband, please don’t ask me to marry you on Christmas.

[Breck Driskill @BreckDriskill]

Once a British man told me I was “quite posh for a Texan” and I’ve thought much too highly of myself ever since

[rockstar @cadefart]

i hate a "i've never seen harry potter" ass muggle

[♉︎ @1800thatbitchx]

Happy Holidays 🎄🎁