Breck

Do you know why milking stools only have 3 prongs? because the cow has the udder

[Patrick Webb @Patrickwebb]

People are poor because the government steals 40% of their paycheck every two weeks.

[_NamrokNamrok_ @_NamrokNamrok_]

It's a short list

[Natalie F Danelishen @Chesschick01]

Me filing my taxes next year:

[adrienne @albrandonhoe]

Whitney and Mark's freestyle. 10/10, no words

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

I am America Only in the same sort of sense that I am My Family Only. My first priority is my family. I will never put any other family above my own. I will help other families only to the extent that it brings no harm to my family. There will never be a time when the interests of another family will come before my own. If I had to choose between rescuing a thousand strangers from a fire or just one of my children, I will choose my child without hesitation.

Our leaders are not our parents and we are not their children, but the same general principle should apply. They should prioritize their people, Americans, above all other people on Earth. They should concern themselves with other nations only to the degree that it benefits Americans. If they could choose between helping 10 million foreigners or one American family, they should choose the American family without hesitation. This is what it means to be a nation, a people. Or what it should mean.

[ib @novapilgrim]

If you have $0, you get welfare.
If you have $50 million, you get a bailout.
If you have $2,300 in savings, you qualify to fund the whole system and get lectured to budget better.

[amanda lindsey @mander_kathryn]

Andy realizing he has to learn another dance #DWTS

[King Trout @The_King_Trout]

Just got called gay by three 13ish year old teenagers for refusing to buy them a case of beer.
America is healing.

[faith 𖤓⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @l0velyyu]

#DWTS

[Mats @Madi_2106]

THIS ONE. THIS ONE RIGHT HERE. #DWTS #DWTS34

[Priya Patel @priyaee]

STOP SHARING THE VIDEO!

Charlie has a wife and a young family!

STOP SHARING THE VIDEO!

[Breck @BreckleeB]

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[Wassup_Cara_mel @Wassup_Cara_Mel]

Barilla pasta has a Spotify playlist. Each playlist is the exact length of cook time for the varieties of pasta.

Press play, drop the noodles, music stops, al dente noodles.

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

was on that test like “i ain’t pick B in a while so it must be C”

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

CNN said the world is $217 trillion dollars in debt... who tf we owe? The Decepticons?

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

There is a percentage of the population that inexplicably doesn't accelerate on freeway on-ramps and tries to get on the highway going 30 mph and I do not understand it

[Jo🌺🎬 @Goldxn_Violin]

Not one person can explain to me why this looks bad other than “it’s not the same as it was twenty years ago”

[Defender of the Republic 🇺🇸 @realdefender45]

How America wanted the Epstein files released.

[Shrek @Shrek]

Far, Far Away's finest are coming.