Brianna Nicole

Your favorite final girl 👻 Host of the @kicpod🎙 Certified Human Sexuality Specialist 💋

[Brianna Nicole @BreeMixed]

Consent to one act is not consent to all acts.

Consent to one act is not consent to all acts.

Consent to one act is not consent to all acts.

Consent to one act is not consent to all acts.

Consent to one act is not consent to all acts.

[Brianna Nicole @BreeMixed]

@DanhausenAD Knights fans will keep sending you human monies to keep Carolina cursed. Just remember how much we loved you when you came out at Wrestlemania.

[Brianna Nicole @BreeMixed]

@BoyGeorge @ChappellRoan “Boundaries are boring” states the person who’s been to prison for cuffing someone to a radiator and assaulting them.

[Brianna Nicole @BreeMixed]

@LisaBritton Juicy Couture released a blue “Dump Him” shirt circa the early 00s, which was made popular by Britney Spears in 2002.

It seems it has now received a modern rerelease and dwindled down to stores like Target and TJ Max as Millennial nostalgia.

It’s not deep. Find other outrage

[Brianna Nicole @BreeMixed]

Is the show The Idol about NXIVM but with music by The Weeknd as the soundtrack?

[Brianna Nicole @BreeMixed]

When my boss asks me why I’m late for work…again…

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When Gen Zers ask me to go to the club…

[Brianna Nicole @BreeMixed]

In 2005 I owned this tee from Hollister and made it my entire personality

[Brianna Nicole @BreeMixed]

The sadness you feel with your @JackBox sauced and loaded fries are hardly sauced and not at all loaded.

[Brianna Nicole @BreeMixed]

@jryancosky I used to know how to code a MySpace page, but I couldn’t remember if someone put a gun to my head now.

[Brianna Nicole @BreeMixed]

@lizzhader said she rarely notices our age difference until I talk about Limp Bizkit.

I didn’t notice it until the moment she asked me why we wore such skinny scarves in the early 00s.

[Brianna Nicole @BreeMixed]

Peak depression is crying in bed while watching reruns of My Super Sweet 16 and scarfing down Taco Bell…right?

[Brianna Nicole @BreeMixed]

I just want to point out that I’ve talked to my mother twice today and she hasn’t wished me a happy birthday.

[Brianna Nicole @BreeMixed]

Halloween Ends in stupidity.

[Brianna Nicole @BreeMixed]

I think we’re onto something big here…

[Urban Decay @UrbanDecay]

how the world would look if we didn’t discontinue lip gunk

[Brianna Nicole @BreeMixed]

Look I’m just saying that I think my mental health as an adult would be much better, and the world would be much more peaceful if @UrbanDecay never discontinued Lip Gunk.

[Brianna Nicole @BreeMixed]

Lorde: Cause all of the music you loved at sixteen, you'll grow out of.

Elder Emos: hold our PBRs.

(See you soon you beautiful festival.)

[Brianna Nicole @BreeMixed]

I’m a Las Vegas local and I can’t wait to listen to this one!

[Small Town Murder @MurderSmall]

Lemmon Valley, Nevada! A young lady rides her horse, off into the sunset, no one knows where she could be. No one, except either her stepfather, or two hillbillies, living in a shack, with drawings of dead girls & women made out of electrical tape!

https://t.co/Q6ZMPSRnw7

[Brianna Nicole @BreeMixed]

Lorde: Don’t you think the early 2000s feel so far away?

Me: Actually I feel like the 90s were just yesterday.

[Brianna Nicole @BreeMixed]

When people you follow in other cities and other countries talk about autumn weather and fall fashion and your city has excessive heat warnings…

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@Zak_Bagans You’re making new music?!