Bree Swanson

Professional submissive and engaging companion in Edmonton
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[Bree Swanson @BreeSwanson5]

"Aren't you just a cute little lollipop...
Triple dipped in PSYCHO!"

[Bree Swanson @BreeSwanson5]

It's Friiiiiiday! Fetish Friday is upon us, let us rejoice and celebrate with kinky shit XD #fetishfriday #sub #bdsm #whatsyourkink

[Bree Swanson @BreeSwanson5]

What are your favorite #diva songs? Let's all get pumped up for the weekend!

[Bree Swanson @BreeSwanson5]

Some days I wonder if maybe I'm not a unicorn. Then I laugh at myself and prance off into the sunset. #selflove #unicorn #horny #getit

[Bree Swanson @BreeSwanson5]

What a clusterfuck of a day. Great that it ended with a regular taking his PMS out on me #sarcasm Sleep with your fingers crossed for better weather Edmonton tweethearts, apparently all the grey is going to people's heads XD

[Bree Swanson @BreeSwanson5]

@juicyblond Funny thing, I've actually been accused of being a raging drug addict because I charge more than that. Although those guys tend to be the type who will say anything no matter how unkind to bully girls into giving them whatever they want -shrug-

[Bree Swanson @BreeSwanson5]

Getting so excited for Halloween! SO excited that I might have overdone it, I'm sure @kolbikane would agree. But y'all are going to love what I have in the works #surprise #breehaslosthermind #kolbisgonnasnaponeday #hashtag?

[Bree Swanson @BreeSwanson5]

Out of curiosity I looked up my favorite store @PassionVault on Twitter and found out that they don't have any followers??? So, shout out to those wonderful folks :-)

[Bree Swanson @BreeSwanson5]

@Lucy_Laze You are my hero. I may follow suit later tonight lol

[Bree Swanson @BreeSwanson5]

@kolbikane More pictures to come after you try all that stuff on right? :-P

[Bree Swanson @BreeSwanson5]

@BradLow67169907 Flail my limbs around for a good 10 second then take a deep breath and let out an extremely dramatic sigh while sinking into a comfy bed/couch/pile of pillows. Let it all out then reassess

[Bree Swanson @BreeSwanson5]

Update from the ER: I'm gonna be on bedrest for a while. Damn.

[Bree Swanson @BreeSwanson5]

Due to a medical emergency I will not be taking appointments until further notice. Prayers appreciated from praying people, good thoughts appreciated from those who don't pray.

[Bree Swanson @BreeSwanson5]

There are lime 4 people on Twitter who probably don't know I exist but I'm like "um.hi I wanna do duos withnypu please notice me kthxbye" lol
#lust #duos

[Bree Swanson @BreeSwanson5]

@Don35782788 It was housekeeping at the Rosslyn Inn

[Bree Swanson @BreeSwanson5]

Stolen cash: $300
Stolen personal items: $200
Damage deposit not returned for unspecified "cleaning" they wouldn't explain: $250
The reviews I'm going to post online and the earful head office is about to get?
Fucking. Priceless.
#yeg #thieves

[Bree Swanson @BreeSwanson5]

@vanessawhitevic Rosslyn Inn and Suites, location and price we're good, but not escort friendly at all

[Bree Swanson @BreeSwanson5]

@Don35782788 Lawyer will probably cost more than what I lost but their response has been incredibly rude.

[Bree Swanson @BreeSwanson5]

@Don35782788 Yes at the Rosslyn Inn and Suites. I am looking around for a lawyer.

[Bree Swanson @BreeSwanson5]

Heads up: I'm taking Saturday night off! I'll see those of you who know why when I get there :-P