Went to the car dealership Saturday
Wife wants a new SUV
Salesman walked over and said "what are we looking for today?"
I said "what's your margin on the Tahoe?"
He laughed
I said "I'm not joking. What's the invoice price versus the sticker and what holdback does the dealer get from GM?"
He stopped laughing
My wife said "we're just browsing"
We were not just browsing
I brought a spreadsheet
Printed
Color coded
Blue for inputs
Black for calculations
I showed him the comparable transaction analysis I ran on every Tahoe sold within 50 miles in the last 90 days
He said "sir this is a car dealership"
I said "and these are the comps"
He went to get his manager
The manager came out
Looked at my spreadsheet
Looked at me
Said "where do you work?"
I said "private equity"
He said "that explains it"
My wife was already in the lobby pretending she didn't know me
We got the Tahoe
$4,200 below sticker
She didn't thank me
But the savings speak for themselves
You are welcome
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Joey Aguilar on the tumor found in his throwing arm:
“I found it early in the season…but if you get one time to play at Tennessee, there’s no backing down. So I just played through it and put the team first.”
Definition of “Give my all for Tennessee”🍊
🚨 JUST IN: Hillary Clinton tries to "GOTCHA" MAGA by announcing "more people were deported under Bill Clinton and Barack Obama [than] in the first Trump term, OR the first year of Trump's 2nd term!"
She said it out loud?
WHERE WERE THE RIOTS? The violence is on Democrats!
Let me be very clear. If bringing down the largest child sex trafficking ring in history will “collapse the world as we know it” then the world as we know it needs to collapse.
This is how CNN reported on ICE while Obama was in office, they celebrated ICE
They rode with ICE in and around Chicago, and felt entitled to watch ICE conduct operations
Not long after " A day with ICE aired, Trump was elected and their opinion of ICE changed
Why is that
"I know why I'm here. God sent me here.. They thought they buried us, but they didn't know we were seeds."
Recently-hired tight ends coach Josh Niblett’s introduction showed why Coach Prime brought him to Colorado 🔥
(Via @DeionSandersJr, Well Off Media/YT)
Never forget when Democrats celebrated like crazy after extending Obamacare 👀
The average annual premium for family coverage was $13,770 in 2010…
Today it is $26,993 😳
Employer premiums rose 96% from 2010-2025, MASSIVELY outpacing inflation of 47.5%. TOTAL FAILURE!
This is a really bad look for Miami RB Mark Fletcher Jr…
After he captured the nation by doing “Jesus Loves You” in sign language after a touchdown, he punched an Indiana player postgame*…
“Know this, my beloved brothers: let every person be quick to hear, slow to speak, slow to anger; for the anger of man does not produce the righteousness of God.”
James 1:19-20
*I don’t know what was said to him, and his sign language is still impactful, but actions like this hurt his witness for Christ…