Breeding Queen

I breed, therefore i can make snarky comments about other parents.

[Breeding Queen @Breedingqueen]

See also: parents who never invite back, parents who pick up two hours late.

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Parents who tell me AFTER the party they are sorry they didn't respond: too little, too late. You're on my list now.

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#5factsaboutmymom 3) when they removed my braces she said "well that's a lot of money out of the window then."

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#5factsaboutmymom 2) she doesn't like children until they can read

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#5factsaboutmymom 1) she told me she never recovered from her third child.

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Some parents actually think that by baking carrot cake for kids, they'll get them to like vegs better than chocolate. It. Will. Not. Work.

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I intend to use this account as a way to explain why other parents are pretty useless. IRL it tends to be a conversation killer.