Breanna Kelley

vibe curator 🎧💿
uninspired since lauryn hill retired

[Breanna Kelley @Breeee_2013]

“Patience is a weapon that forces deception to reveal itself.”

I’ll wait forever if I have to 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Julito McCullum aka LITO @IamJulito]

No MSG watch party outside the Garden during the biggest game of the year because a selfish weirdo chooses to want to make himself the center of attention during a moment where the vibes have been immaculate . Y’all president is really a weirdo.

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

When the boomers are gone do y’all want to make 4 day workweeks / 3 day weekends permanent?

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Holiday weekends are PROOF we can have 4 day work weeks and get the same amount of work done.

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

Yep. Steal, lie, cheat, rape, murder...

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[smitty werbenjägermanjensen @1Sigala1]

@OHGEENiCK Pulitzer Prize winner and 17 Grammys before he dog walked drake btw lol

[Spencer Eldridge @1Spencer__]

they gon turn magic city into a data center if you don't get up & vote

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

Unpopular opinion:
half of parenting is learning to regulate yourself, not your child.

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @be_like_legend1]

Neurodivergents will say “I need rest” but what they actually mean is “I need uninterrupted time where no one expects anything from me”

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Mike Johnson thinks $174,000 isn’t enough to survive without insider trading, but $15/hour is too much for everyone else.

Every single fucking day these people prove how disconnected they are from normal Americans.

[Girls und Pantsu @ProfPantsu]

No. Im sick of the world catering exclusively to you day walkers. I don't even have 24/7 hour Walmart or McDonald's anymore.

[Nicholas J. Stelzner @stelzner_n1150]

A housing crash would be good because it would allow young people to buy homes.

[BLH @_RareDefined]

Millennials will respectfully forever and always never play about 90’s and 00’s music.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Someone said “Baby Boomers did that thing where you leave a single square of toilet paper on the roll and pretend it’s not your turn to change it, but with a whole society” and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

[chelsaya @chelsaya]

just filled my tank up for $50 because the president started a war because he FUCKS CHILDREN

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

Just got off a call with a childhood friend

His wife has cancer, it took 5 months to wipe out 20 years of his life savings and that was with insurance.

He said the experience has turned him into a hateful, bitter person. They did everything they were told.

They went to college, got degrees, avoided credit card debt, spent wisely, saved a nice chunk of money in savings accounts and retirement accounts and minded their own business.

The USA healthcare system took all of their savings and retirement and forced them to refinance their house so that they lost 15 years of equity.

Is this a country we are supposed to be proud of? I hate this system and anyone that defends it.

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

putting a boot on a car is such a confusing punishment. do you want the car to be here or not?

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Reporter: Was Malcolm X preaching hate and violence?

Denzel Washington: Is the sheep preaching hate and violence when he says I'm not going to let a wolf eat me anymore?

[Jessica Huseman @JessicaHuseman]

god why does everything have to be so weird and stupid

[Leon @TrpstrLeonOG]

My dad retired at 61.

Union pension.
House paid off years ago.
Medicare coming soon.
Social Security locked in.
At dinner he told me people my age just need to “budget better.”
I make $74k a year.
My rent is $2,050.
I’ve got maybe $3,500 saved after bills.
I just nodded and passed the potatoes.

But what I wanted to say was:

Your retirement existed because companies still offered pensions.
Your Social Security works because my generation keeps paying into it.
Your home doubled in value while mine feels permanently out of reach.
You didn’t crack some secret code.
You were born into an economy that hadn’t pulled the ladder up yet.