Breén Brown

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[Breén Brown @BreenBrown]

Hey @missfit_ where you at?

[Breén Brown @BreenBrown]

@chrisisaak Any chance of a 30th anniversary vinyl of Forever Blue? I need one in my life.

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@PierrePoilievre My god, you are a useless cunt.

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Breen is definitely not a Swiffer.

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@MissFit_ A) Ghetto.
2) Your ass is a 23/17.

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@Trubel77 doesn’t look like you fully deleted twitter. You kept your spy account. What’s wrong?

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@RealTurkeyLady No. You follow me with your fake account.

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C’mon everyone. Do it the Breén way.

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Just kidding. Continue fucking yourself….. jerk.

[Breén Brown @BreenBrown]

If you believe in nothing, you’ll never be disappointed.

Seriously.
Just stop caring.

I mean it.

[Breén Brown @BreenBrown]

Breèn’s tips for online dating #1

When her first picture is a cactus in a desert and the second pic is of 4 long legged model types at an event; she’s the cactus looking one in the background.

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Pull your socks up. Have some pride. You’re embarrassing yourself.

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Sometimes you see a feather and you think of flying. Being free to do what you want, when you want. No cares or thoughts of consequences. Sometimes you see a feather and you realize the cheap Chinese buffet ALWAYS has consequences. #namaste

[Breén Brown @BreenBrown]

"Behind every successful man there is a strong woman. Behind every strong woman is a one eyed hobo carrying a duck. Behind every one ey..."

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"Something... something... every thing happens for a reason..."

Boom! This shit writes itself!!!