Lorraine Breheny

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I thought I’d read all the Enid Blyton’s as a child but I missed this one

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@Spudooli Harper told me recently, “I just swallow them”. I suggested she throw them in the bin, “but then I wouldn’t know where they are”. She meant toenails too.

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@Cballantine She definitely does. In her first world history lecture as an undergrad she asks the lecturer what the word ‘holocaust’ means. So as I say, different base.

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@Cballantine Have you read ‘Educated’? To be fair it’s off a very different base.

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Dude on a podcast we’re listening to just referred to the ‘Sydney Oprah House’. Wondering if he misspoke or thinks this is where Oprah stays when she’s in Aussie.

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So just found out our flight out of Dublin Airport is scheduled to depart 20 mins before the Pope flies into Dublin Airport. I predict this will not go well.

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If you haven’t had to shampoo a carpet and a two year old at 10pm to remove a family sized tub of sunscreen, do you even have a toddler?

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'For men who get in fights' #thoughtthebandagewasstuckon @ Westfield St Lukes https://t.co/r28nfziOY0

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There is a complete story arc in this picture

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I oin’t think this means the same thing in Ireland and New Zealand.

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Slutty slutty balloons. #sadman is better off without them. He can do better.

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Indifferent man is ignoring the balloon proliferation. If only #sadman were here to appreciate.

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Lonely man is lonely. Even with his balloon for company. But lonely is better than sad.

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Casual lady at the awards makes her getaway with all of the balloons. Sad Man is a bit sadder.

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Sad man at the awards night at least still has his balloon.

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‘I just want to be clear. We don’t mean ‘wash your dog’s dishes’’

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#myfoodbag leftover lentil and spinach curry. Good enough for a toddler https://t.co/NDhAslnIAa

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Another day, another trip to #peeltopip https://t.co/UR9Wu12tAh

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Doing the #phdcleanse so drank lots of mint tea last night. Must make sure to dispose of the cup with teabag in it.

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Had to pick a cat to sleep on the bed with us last night. Chose Puck. Touché Pinot, touché.