Brendan O'Keefe

#DallasCowboys #NewYorkRangers #NewYorkMets

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@jaygeemsg CELEBRATORY DRINKS!

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@stoolpresidente @barstoolsports Make these into golf polos

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@BizNasty2point0 @averyzaretsky I respect this troll

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@StephenRollo @ScottLisk @mho914 @Rainman_18 Don’t make me pull up tweets from 10 years ago

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Is @comcast @Xfinity ever going to get @MSGNetworks back or should I just switch cable providers already?

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@StevenACohen2

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@DarrenDreger

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@StevenACohen2 just wanted to let you know that I love you

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@StephenRollo You are fake news

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@AM3RICANCentaur Man, the love I have for you is so strong. Wish this something I didn’t know

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@StephenRollo All of MN right now

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@rjochoa There’s not a lot of smart people in this thread

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@Eatmecookme @rjochoa Name 10 running backs better than him and say it with a straight face...let alone 14

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@BloggingTheBoys No he did it for funsies

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@Whit3Mamba I’m a grown man, I can accept my flaws

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Alright, well this will be the best tweet of the day from me. Stopped at a gas station and asked for a ginger ale. Took one sip of it and started projectile vomiting all over the place. Was throwing up so much and squeezing my guts so hard that at 30 years old, I shit myself

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Shoutout to Taylor for being completely oblivious to everything during this trip. Now I’ll probably go back to never tweeting again unless Instagram goes down again

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Pretty anticlimactic ending to this god awful day. Finally home after 10 hours on the road. My son is a champ for getting through it, my wife is champ for driving the whole time and dealing with us, and I’m down a pair of underwear and sweats

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Fam stopped at a McDonald’s to get the kids something to eat. Thank god for kids eating ridiculously slow. I napped on a McDonald’s bench for like 45 minutes

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We’re not awful parents, but desperate times call for desperate measures...and fuck the food in Cleveland, never eat there

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Should be noted that we were supposed to leave Cleveland yesterday, but Dana and my daughter had some food poisoning. Stayed an extra day so they can rest, but now we need to push it cause Dana has work Saturday morning