Major Bren Derlin

I am the chief of security for Echo Base.

(100% REAL NOT A PARODY)

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@imrahil327 @davflamerock @WookieeGunner Kids these days don't know their history, smdh

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DNC should have one big primary vote that's just a mass texted survey that asks for a donation at the end.

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@crulge Bullshit that they took out the Coke though.

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@jmlogue @Davidkrumholtzy @hausofdecline Well how it worked was you went to the bar and did blow until you forgot about the fondue.

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@More_Civilized @austin_walker Thank God it's been killing me.

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@mappewpwellps I still think of this movie as Pubic Enemies because you called it that once in college and it just got stuck in my head.

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@AdamOfTheSmiths No, but public libraries will often have them for free (LAPL and Pasadena do at least).

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Sorry that someone else got to pitch this movie before @BrianDuffield did.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Emerald Fennell says she would love to make a ‘JURASSIC PARK’ film and pitches her own take — “Well, first and foremost, it’s very erotic.”

“So, there’s a marriage between a man and a velociraptor and it’s basically a domestic drama.”

(via: https://t.co/QCGfIJu35e)

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@isaiah_bb "if" is doing a lot of work here.

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@lukeisamazing Imagine thinking this isn't still deadly accurate.

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@jessehawken Are you allowed to say this???

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@cafreiman Lol

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@StarWarsCCG And they all know mine.

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@ObiJuan779 @fellawhomstdve this episode did not end in a cliffhanger

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@michaeljhenley Yeah like, are they aware there was an episode where Janeway and Paris turned into salamanders and had a bunch of salamander babies who swam away into a pool and it was never brought up again? All because they broke an arbitrary speed limit.

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@eleventhirtyate Like Kermit and Miss Piggy's kids.

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@StarWarsCCG @KaiyokoStar And you're supposed to be a star wars CCG account first and foremost.

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@misterbloat Fuck, man

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@BrianDuffield I mean I had realized both parts separately - that she's the Falcon's computer and that she's in the new Indy - just didn't connect the two until right now.

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@BrianDuffield How the hell did you realize this before I did?