Brendan

[🐧* ros ²⁹⁷ @pousbys]

Canada having three "we might've had a better result if our team's captain wasn't injured" international sport tournaments in 2026 oh I'm ill

[Martian @LalimesMartian]

@BarDown @PierreVLeBrun Let me guess. His list includes Florida, Vegas and Minnesota

[. @pintosens]

Wow finding the 5 positive tweets

[Bret @bretzky_84]

It’s crazy to me the landscape changed in the nhl all because Nate MacKinnon missed an open net.

[alex ! @GoToTheBoxPls]

canadian gm’s at the draft combine interviewing prospects from the united states

[JWBS @JustWanaBS]

Crossing the street this morning and was able to catch the Vegas Golden Knights parade

[Girls und Pantsu @ProfPantsu]

It's funny how we use to tell people with anxiety that "people in public aren't making fun of you, they don't even notice you so don't be scared" and then the internet just proved to us that people will make fun of you when you're in public for virtually no reason at all.

[if they go low, i go lowER @Lunasreign_]

Because y’all won’t stop paying $350

[lindsey ok @lindseyyok]

I thought they canceled bud light for being too woke. I cannot keep up

[vinh 🥂 @phaitality]

okay now that i have a visual for what it is supposed to be i think the canes alt logo is very impressive and thoughtful

[slothy @slothy_420]

why is every school zone built like the perfect runway to test acceleration

[Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah]

fuck this is so fucking funny

[alex @steven_lebron]

showing up to liberty village with a crisp $20 canadian bill on game day and staring down a scalper until kick off

[Jack Richardson @jackrichrdson]

Americans already coping in the comments saying they have one Olympian playing when Canada has…two.

If you’re the new kings of hockey, go win this game. B team vs B team.

[spunchbob @jussyfroot]

because they’re stupid, fat and lazy and not as good at exercising as you are, is that what you want to hear?

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

You know some people have jobs and mow their own lawn right?

[kimberly. 🇺🇸🇫🇷 @problemsthots]

anne do you need some money?

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

I've fucking had it with these caps with slogans on them. A cap should say Pepsi or Harley Davidson on it

[turned the lights off, carried it home @coldhamsandwich]

Minnesota playing chess, unfortunately for them the Avs are playing hockey.

[Harmy @harrrmy]

you’re not autistic you just work from home and it’s making you weird