Brendan Herr

Never turn your back on a cactus.

[Brendan Herr @BrendanHerr8]

@andytabelz you're right, it's a pen. Benteke embellishes it, but it just sucks to lose a game that way in the 94th

[Brendan Herr @BrendanHerr8]

Be at peace in every moment

[Brendan Herr @BrendanHerr8]

Hey everybody, will you help me out by taking a quick survey? It's for school and I'd love your input #livemusic https://t.co/SxyNoF9b70

[Lifestyles | MTSU Sidelines @Sidelines_Life]

#MTSU's own @TheAcornPeople are in the running for @TheDeliMagazine's Nashville band of the month. Vote here: http://t.co/mVRWzXebCO

[Lifestyles | MTSU Sidelines @Sidelines_Life]

We're interviewing @TheAcornPeople later today; did you know their new album, "Secrets," has 13 practical uses? http://t.co/iCHvxhfJ1y

[Brendan Herr @BrendanHerr8]

I can't remember, is the Pope wearing condoms an always rule or a never rule?

[Brendan Herr @BrendanHerr8]

#SaabStories>#SobStories

[Brendan Herr @BrendanHerr8]

Tune in next week for more Jacquelin Chan Attorney at Law

[Brendan Herr @BrendanHerr8]

Italians are the Mexicans of Europe

[Brendan Herr @BrendanHerr8]

Getting a boner while thinking about #Rickenbackers #MusicianProblems

[Brendan Herr @BrendanHerr8]

"There's a fine line between being black and being famous" @kriscagle3

[Brendan Herr @BrendanHerr8]

Pooping without a cellphone is like running a marathon without shoes. It's way easier if you're Kenyan.

[not a dog @RJamesE]

#FireTheStrengthAndConditioningCoachesAndTheOtherPeopleWhoPreventInjuriesAndAlsoTheDefensiveCoachesBecauseTheyHaveAlsoDoneASubParJob.

[Brendan Herr @BrendanHerr8]

@pelicansong Come play Nashville! The new album is sick!