I have a lot of thoughts on professional wrestling and no one in my life who gives a damn and this site sucks now so fuck it, this is a pro wrestling account now. #WWE#AEW#NXT
@SimonMiller316 Randy/Cena match. Cena about to win.
**GLASS SHATTERS**
-PAUSE-
***REAL AMERICAN PLAYS***
Hogan drives a "Real American Beer" truck to ringside, fails to stop, hits the ring. Door gets jammed, he can't get out of the truck. Crowd boos mercilessly.