Brendan Osorio

The Whole Worlds a Bag a Bagels

[Brendan Osorio @BrendanOsorio]

Ya gotta know you’re talking outta your ass when Bill Maher seems like the smart one

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Shapiro: We know he was of the left.

Maher: We don’t know shit Ben… I’m hearing he’s in group that think Kirk wasn’t right wing enough— the groypers. You’re sure he’s not that?

Shapiro: I’m not sure he’s not that.

Maher: A few seconds ago you were.

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Shigeru Miyamoto Confirms Yoshi has a Cloaca https://t.co/qxcTaM67XA

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Democracy is dead
Elon did a nazi salute

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Oak Administration Orders ♂ and ♀ Symbols Removed From All Nidoran
https://t.co/b46ZJONP46

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Trump’s New Secretary of the Treasury Reassures Public he has a Goddamn Plan for the Economy https://t.co/JsSPfSB212

[Brendan Osorio @BrendanOsorio]

Worst idea I’ve ever had: Remake the Musical Ragtime but this time it’s about Ska, call it Skank Time

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Man Forgets to Skip his Meundies Order for the 28th Month in a row
https://t.co/OZCWzfrWr5

[Brendan Osorio @BrendanOsorio]

@NFL_DovKleiman Well he’s lead his team to the playoffs every year he’s been a head coach so idk man, your guess is as good as mine

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

I Played Every Hero in Marvel Rivals and Forgot to Pick up my Kids From School: My Review of the Game and Also Child Protective Services https://t.co/DbgIn8f84A

[Brendan Osorio @BrendanOsorio]

@televisionaryZW @HardDriveMag Oopsies 🤭

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Hailey Joel Osment Admits Kingdom Hearts IV has Been Delayed Because he was Trapped in a Simulation of his Dreams and Just Now Escaped
https://t.co/c6myYlm5ZJ

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Courier Shot in The Head Near Goodsprings Just Wants a Turbo Man Doll For His Kid
https://t.co/lZTxjtjNS1

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He's right behind me isn't he?

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@TransLifeline Guys this isn’t gonna work, Liam Hemsworth doesn’t look anything like Henry Cavil

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Ranking Every House at Halloween Horror Nights 33 in Orlando by How Likely You Are to Punch a Scare Actor https://t.co/CbL7uJNq8P

[Brendan Osorio @BrendanOsorio]

Bruh why were they not already moved beforehand 😂 I guess you don’t figure the roof is gonna blow off but come on

[The Florida Aquarium @floridaaquarium]

🚨 Rays Update! 🚨 The cownose stingrays from @tropicanafield have been safely relocated to The Florida Aquarium’s Stingray Beach habitat! 🏖️ 

Despite the stadium’s damage from Hurricane Milton, the stingrays remained safe in their 10,000-gallon home beyond right-center field.

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Window Washer Falls to His Death After Coworker Edge Guards Scaffolding https://t.co/z37yn91Gdg

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“Hey! Oh! Come on?! Whaz a Matta Wit You?! Ah?! Whoa!” Our Review of The Penguin https://t.co/vEYi427UIt

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Help! I’m Locked Out of My House and the Locksmith I Hired Just Keeps Telling Me to Let My Heart Be My Guiding Key! https://t.co/amUM76CASz