Brendan Kane

Actor Writer and Comedian. I’m really funny, smart, and gallant. I’m the best at being humble.

[Brendan Kane @BrendanTKane]

If only Mr. Incredible was as nice as Trump...

“Go home, Buddy, we love you, you’re very special.”

[Christopher @timelordscience]

Suicide figures are up. Could 2 followers please copy and re-post this tweet? We’re trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening.

Call 1-800-273-8255 (USA Hotline)

Just two. Any two. Copy, not retweet. We are listening. We care about you.

[Brendan Kane @BrendanTKane]

@PatrickN_76 Don’t worry, the government is already fucking us in the ass. Ha ha ha. Facebook.

[Brendan Kane @BrendanTKane]

@eggliza It’s just a smaller huddy

[TAYYDAARTIST ✨💅🏾✨ @crazytantastic]

@PopeyesChicken one of your managers is homophobic and called me the f slur many times. She was verbally abusive to employees and even though I no longer work there she continues to talk about me to other employees using slurs. This was her response to me addressing the situation

[Brendan Kane @BrendanTKane]

@brianfrosti Luckily you can just joes off the crocs. I mean hows off the crocs. I mean hose!! FUCK!

[Brendan Kane @BrendanTKane]

I thought #fbf was an abbreviation for “Frow Back Friday.”

[Brendan Kane @BrendanTKane]

Am I too late to tweet a joke about Baby Yoda? I think I have a good one.

[Brendan Kane @BrendanTKane]

I was invited to a “Social Distancing Party.” This party is an oxymoron thrown by morons.
#I am smart
#I made that up, I just wanted to tweet something

[Brendan Kane @BrendanTKane]

If we stop shaking hands, kissing with tongue, and rubbing people’s eyes, then we’re letting the Coronavirus win!

[Brendan Kane @BrendanTKane]

@PatrickN_76 They’re mostly a cover band. You can find the list here https://t.co/xNU9JTjs6d

[Brendan Kane @BrendanTKane]

Hey everyone in New York State! Keep all of the plastic bags that you have stored somewhere in your kitchen! It could be worth a lot of money in the future. I’m still holding on to my Beanie Babies as well.

[Brendan Kane @BrendanTKane]

Ladies, is it a deal breaker if every time a guy takes off their shoes while sitting down they sing “🎵It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood🎶” a la Mr. Rogers?

[Brendan Kane @BrendanTKane]

Check out my podcast, Lost in Conversation , on @anchor! https://t.co/pl4zwKxRyn

[Jon @j23thibodeau]

If your name is Lucas from Ualbs and you just stopped in the middle of the road for 20 mins to help dig my car out of the snow on Hudson Ave you’re a legend

RT this until I find him

[Brendan Kane @BrendanTKane]

Sarah Conor and #BillHader the same stylist

[Sea Wall / A Life @SeaWallALife]

Meet Brendan. #SeaWallALife @BrendanTKane

[Brendan Kane @BrendanTKane]

@DarthKanye @NormanQ Sorry to interrupt, I don’t mean to intrude on your conversation, but I happen to really enjoy the batmobile. You see, I love fast cars. Okay, I’m gonna go now. #Riddler #Sidemissions