Brendan Blue

Purveyor of bad takes.

#booktwt (fantasy, smut, erotica, history)
Hockey #leafstwt
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30s.

[Brendan Blue @BrendanXBlue]

My formal appeal for #booktwt moots!

In theory, it's dark academia, fantasy, the human spirit, and sensuality.

In reality it'll be mostly shitposting and talking about the books and a bunch of hockey stuff thrown in.

Interact to be moots, or block me now

[Brendan Blue @BrendanXBlue]

@PuckReportNHL Wait do the actual best gm in the league garnered zero votes??

[Brendan Blue @BrendanXBlue]

It’s 1:30 AM and I’m crawling in bed erect and horny

[Brendan Blue @BrendanXBlue]

I low-key have a fantasy of setting up a consensual interaction based around this idea

[Ari 🐈‍⬛ @spicycatqueen]

I lowkey have a fantasy of a perv touching up on me in public
Huh who said that

[Jen @tavkniesnythews]

Will I sleep tonight? Maybe, maybe not.

Pumped for the Toronto Maple Leafs

[Brendan Blue @BrendanXBlue]

@SinAndMiseria 🙋‍♂️

[Brendan Blue @BrendanXBlue]

@katieonleafstwt @adarlings_ I want to know if it’s in Bettman’s contract to have to MC the night. Why can’t someone else do it

[FlowBuds @joeyferg]

Imagine someone showing you this a few months ago

[leia .⋆♱ @adarlings_]

GAVIN MCKENNA YOU ARE A TORONTO MAPLE LEAF!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Brendan Blue @BrendanXBlue]

@SinAndMiseria It hasn’t been quite that long for me but I feel you ❤️

[Brendan Blue @BrendanXBlue]

@MapleLeafs AHHHHHHHH

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

GAVIN MCKENNA YOU ARE A TORONTO MAPLE LEAF! 🔵

[Brendan Blue @BrendanXBlue]

@TheLeafZone44 Toronto drafts Carson Carels with the 4th OA

[Brendan Blue @BrendanXBlue]

@reportedchris I have also heard these rumblings

[Brendan Blue @BrendanXBlue]

@SinAndMiseria I posted about this exact position today fuuuuck

[Brendan Blue @BrendanXBlue]

@reporterchris @DarrenDreger Can the entire league stop making the Atlantic better?? For fuck sales

[Brendan Blue @BrendanXBlue]

@bxbythorne What are your fave tattoos and piercings?

[Brendan Blue @BrendanXBlue]

@FloHockey hey I'd like to watch - is this going to be an actual broadcast of the draft, or just a panel reacting to it as it happens?? (Not sure what the broadcast rights are here)

Thanks! (@scottcwheeler @coreypronman @m_bultman you can maybe help too)

[crystal @salaciousplayer]

What are you crying about???

[Brendan Blue @BrendanXBlue]

Kink list except it’s a secret

1. A bit
2. I think that would just make me laugh
3. Yesss
4. Nah
5. God fuck yes pls
6. Never tried, doesn’t excite me
7. Yes 🫣
8. Fuck no
9. Maaaaaaybe
10. A little

❤️ this and I’ll send the list