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[Caine @CircusSSCaine]

"pick me" is a term used by feminists to discredit and insult women who don't want to be self centered narcissists

[Denise 🇺🇸 @NoDMsPerfavore]

People don't realize what actually happens when the illegal population is gone.

Suddenly Americans start getting real raises again.
Hospitals stop drowning in overcrowded ERs.

Schools breathe — class sizes finally return to something sane.

Insurance bills drop instead of climbing every year.

Young families can actually buy homes.

Grocery prices level out because the welfare load isn't crushing the system anymore.

DMV lines move.

Traffic lightens.

Neighborhoods calm down.

Crime stats shift in the right direction for the first time in decades.

Organ transplant lists move faster.

Teenagers get the jobs they used to get before cheap illegal labor replaced them.

Trade programs fill with American kids who can actually earn a living again.

And people start having families because the cost of living isn't strangling them.

You remove the illegal burden, and the country snaps back into shape almost overnight.

Get them the f out!

[🅱️ete oaks @b0newalljackson]

250 years ago our greatest grandfathers beat the dogshit out of the most powerful military on the planet over a 3% tax and now we can’t deport 100 million immigrants that hate us because women and gays think it would be mean

[Yinzer G @yinzer_g]

The 5 reasons soccer won't increase in popularity after the world cup is over.

1. The flopping. This goes against the soul of every American. We value grit, toughness and basically not being a pussy.
2. The clock. No one wants to get to the end of a game and have no clue when it's over. Just stop & start the clock when you need to, like sane people.
3. Offsides. Just put a line out there like everyone else. This floating line you have makes the game unwatchable. It's like a built in, anti-excitement glitch you manufactured for your game.
4. Red cards. What a stupid rule that you automatically get kicked out for the next game for getting one. I can understand suspending someone after a league review of something you did that was horrible. But to automatically get suspended because of what a ref saw at full speed is stupid.
5. Ties. In America we call it kissing your sister, cause that's the same feeling you get after a tie. Pure disgust. In soccer, it seems like the result you prefer most. Play til you have a winner.

[Terrab @TERRABTRACYJR]

Thank goodness all he did was get 3 counts of Kidnapping, 3 counts of armed robbery, and 2 counts of conspiracy.

He could’ve done something really bad like introduce the president of the United States

[Mimi J @TheKanehB]

At the DMV and there were 3 kids getting their license

One of them asked her parent what to do about organ donation.

I listened to the other parents explain that it’s the kids choice etc and a nice thing to do and I told my kid ABSOLUTELY NOT

I looked up to everyone’s eyes on me and I had to explain to the room that that it’s a for profit biz and ur organs are more valuable to the system then ur life

blank stares 😳

[Rumia @JefferyDoomer]

"How could you tell I was trans?"

[Pro America Politics @proamericapol]

Instead of "end racism" what if they painted "end beating yo baby mama" in the NFL endzones?

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

Jaxson Dart introduced the president of the United States at an event (that's literally it) and is getting more shit than players who have r*ped, assaulted, and killed people.

Make it make sense.

[Terrab @TERRABTRACYJR]

This is Career suicide for Jaxson Dart.

If only he beat his girlfriend or drove his car 100+ miles an hour killing people or held guns on IG live or went to jail.

Had so many other choices yet instead chose to go to an event he was invited to

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

That vanilla ice cream is its own unique flavor and in fact has a much more complex profile than nearly all other flavors when done correctly.

[Colonel Stan @Colonel_Stan]

Battlefront II.

[CinemaCopa @CopaExMachina]

"He turned the volume up because he can't hear the dialogue. Now make the action scenes as loud as possible."

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @justprince]

this exactly how Florida looks too lmfao

["...It's all fine now." @RespectElves]

This is what people with "Trans kids" sound like when they say their son wants to be a girl.

[Jason Morgan @Jasonmorgan35]

I’m surprised ESPN allowed a shot of the back of Vasey’s beautiful mask.

[Aurora 🐊 @SpectralAurora_]

niggas be like "how can you hate subway, you made the sandwich" BECAUSE THE INGREDIENTS ARE MADE OF SHARK DICK AND LADYBUG PUSSY

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Two minutes from home trying my best not to get yack in the uber again