Captain Facepunch

I am very dumb

[dick warlock @urfavcreep]

Careless Whisper ain’t appreciated enough as an absolute banger

[dick warlock @urfavcreep]

You ever just 🥺🥺 👉👈

[Captain Facepunch @BrendenSheard]

I’m a simple man: I pull up with the stick, and I let it hit

[Captain Facepunch @BrendenSheard]

If you’re one of those people who dances the second Old Time Rock & Roll comes on, know that I hate you

[Captain Facepunch @BrendenSheard]

This is a mistake, but I feel called out nonetheless

[Captain Facepunch @BrendenSheard]

Fuck Matt

[Captain Facepunch @BrendenSheard]

@urfavcreep As long as it’s on my face, I’ll be okay

[Captain Facepunch @BrendenSheard]

The world is changing. The gauntlet has been thrown. The vibe has been checked.

[Captain Facepunch @BrendenSheard]

@urfavcreep I LOVE U

[Captain Facepunch @BrendenSheard]

I do kinda miss the charm of 2000’s games being less focused on visual aesthetics and more keen on fun and replay value

[Captain Facepunch @BrendenSheard]

Turning on my PC like “Probably don’t wanna play Dark Souls, I’m in a good mood rn”

[Captain Facepunch @BrendenSheard]

@urfavcreep @DaveMcNamee3000 @bobparks97 Yês

[Captain Facepunch @BrendenSheard]

@urfavcreep F

[Captain Facepunch @BrendenSheard]

@urfavcreep The secret ingredient is that it won’t

[Captain Facepunch @BrendenSheard]

I just saw a dude in a Hatchetman fitted with marijuana leaves all over it, I’m home

[Captain Facepunch @BrendenSheard]

@urfavcreep F for FR*CK

[Captain Facepunch @BrendenSheard]

Yo who wanna fight

[Captain Facepunch @BrendenSheard]

I just fucked @urfavcreep so hard

[Captain Facepunch @BrendenSheard]

Robert Smith from The Cure makes the pussy go poggers