Brendan Mahoney

Country Ham in the Big City

He/His

[SARA 𓂆 @ZaqoutMe]

DURING THE EGYPT VS. ARGENTINA MATCH,
ISRAEL KILLED THE HEAD OF THE EGYPTIAN COMMITTEE IN GAZA.

[Brendan Mahoney @Brendonicous]

@fartagaz Nail on the head there chief

[Brendan Mahoney @Brendonicous]

I would have spent an entire week after school just coming up with dragons and talking to no one about it

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

If House of the Dragon came out in 2006 they would’ve had one of those Flash games where you “Create Your Own Dragon” and save it as a JPEG

[Starlight @jasonsleftnippl]

Magneto for trans rights

[Violet! 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @veryultraviolet]

a trans persons body doesnt just magically end up in a river

she was murdered

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

.30-06 goes through 3 cast iron pans but somehow produces no exit wound in Charlie Kirk’s neck

[Brendan Mahoney @Brendonicous]

Turns out if your whole Strat is chipping it into your ace in the mid field for the header, you really really really need him to as tall or taller than the other guy

[aarøn. @ayroned]

everybody on Mexico being 5’6 kinda an issue this match

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

Mexico’s strategy in the last 30 minutes for some reason

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Our planet is getting so hot because you all want to put your family photo in AI and see what you look like as fruit 😭😭

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

America’s greatest accomplishments at 250:
1. Jazz
2. Barbecue
3. Baseball
4. Turning right on red
5. Patti Smith
6. Constitutional Democracy (discontinued)
7. Spielberg’s 70s through 90s run
8. Seinfeld (the show, not the guy)
9. The National Parks System
10. Coca-Cola

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Imagining a guy who becomes woke while checking it out

[wizard girl @evilwizardbunny]

i saw someone wearing an insane shirt at costco today but i dont like taking photos of strangers so i drew it from memory

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

Don't forget to use paper straws!

[Video Nasties🇵🇲 @53gaDr3amca5t]

You're forgetting a fourth one: horrifically graphic and realistic dismemberment but it's perfectly fine to consider it for children and adolescents still cause it's just robots

[BlackRedGuard ☭ 🇵🇸🔻⛓️‍💥 @OGBlackRedGuard]

They’re gonna call you a Communist regardless. Might as well be one.

[Brendan Mahoney @Brendonicous]

Bi-Con

[Sloth @OzymandiasWorX]

Unparalled amount of game on Hercules

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Justin J. Pearson: “If the Republican Party is gonna be the party licking the boot of the billionaires who are taking our land, polluting our water, and taking our jobs, then let us be the party of the working class in rural, suburban, and urban America alike. If the Republican Party is gonna be the party of AI taking away our jobs, the party of corporate handouts and blank checks for foreign wars, let us be the party to deliver an increase to the minimum wage. Let us be the party to deliver universal healthcare”

[Brendan Mahoney @Brendonicous]

Lukkka?

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Luka Doncic is "excited" about the Lakers' free agency moves, reports @DanWoikeSports

"His biggest desires for the roster were addressed: keeping Austin Reaves and getting an elite rim-protecting center in Walker Kessler."