"But wait. If you saved Selma, why did the room explode?"
"Oh, I'll field that one. Me and the boys were celebrating A job well done when I threw my match in the vicinity of the crime scene..."
"Good heavens! Th-This is a palace! H-How in the world can you afford to live in a house like this, Simpson?"
"I don't know. Don't ask me how the economy works."
"Yeah, but look at the size of this place. I live in a single room above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley."
"Wow."
"If you kids can't keep your hands to yourself, I'm gonna turn this car around, and there'll be no Cape Canaveral for anybody!!"
*SLAP*
"That's it! Back to Winnipeg!"
"Mr. Hutz, when I grow up, I wanna be a lawyer just like you."
"Good for you, son. If there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers.
Can you imagine a world without lawyers?"
"Now let's look at the crew a little."
"They're a colorful bunch."
"They've been dubbed the Three Musketeers."
"And we laugh legitimately... There's a mathematician, a different kind of mathematician and a statistician!"
#Artemismission
@MKelley101@rawsalerts Nope, Friday was the Easter/Good Friday pause. Opens bright and early at 9:30AM tomorrow. His inner circle will make their usual insider trade moves in the morning.
@RapidResponse47 So he's finally gone off the deep end and somehow you clowns thought posting this on Easter of all days was a good idea on top of that. It's actually an impressive level of stupidity, bravo.
@SenFettermanPA I don't disagree, but I hope you're directing this at the Republicans as much as Democrats. Republicans control Congress and therefore the burden of negotiation and compromise falls on them. They don't seem to want to do that or separate out the funding for a vote.
@DHSgov Nah, I think I'll blame the party that controls BOTH chambers of Congress and are too full of themselves to compromise or put the funding into separate legislation.
Whoo-hoo! I'm a college man!
I won't need my high school diploma anymore!
I am so smart I am so smart
I am so smart I am so smart
S-M-R-T I mean, S-M-A-R-T
@PatriciaShea53@micah_erfan@BrendanCarrFCC Yeah...that comeback wasn't the mic drop moment you thought it was, Patricia. Misinformation has been weaponized as subjective based on political ideology and Carr has now done so for this administration's benefit as well.