Carty B

man with birthing hips

[Carty B @BrennanCarter98]

whole lot of men in these comments

[Carty B @BrennanCarter98]

this feels personal

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

Returning to the party after secretly throwing up

[Carty B @BrennanCarter98]

#NewProfilePic

[Kelli Neal Pitera @kellijoneal]

When @BrennanCarter98 dies, others will look back and remember him through photo albums and yearbooks, but I’ll know the documentation of his true legacy will forever be on Poop Map

[Carty B @BrennanCarter98]

love me some toxic worship theology and masculinity on a sunday 🥰

[Carty B @BrennanCarter98]

#NewProfilePic

[Carty B @BrennanCarter98]

if passion of the christ wasn’t the first r-rated movie you saw, did you even grow up evangelical??

[Carty B @BrennanCarter98]

today i rented a uhaul for our VP of sales to drive to an enterprise-level client in north carolina and didn’t get fired. i would consider this a positive mark for job security

[Carty B @BrennanCarter98]

@aaronpitera

[Carty B @BrennanCarter98]

my guess is because our border isn’t [*checks notes*] currently under attack by de facto dictator daddy putin

[Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah]

Republicans just agreed to spend $14 Billion to defend Ukraine’s border. They refused $4 Billion to defend ours.

[Carty B @BrennanCarter98]

@laurenjelderks @nytimes I thought we were already in tacit agreement on this

[Carty B @BrennanCarter98]

capital punishment should be used exclusively for those who take full carts through self checkout

[Carty B @BrennanCarter98]

my father, the pastor, cannot be trusted

[Carty B @BrennanCarter98]

oh my #kcvsbuf

[Indiana Basketball @IndianaMBB]

HOOOOOOSIERS.

[Carty B @BrennanCarter98]

What Happened to Monday

[Brie Larson @brielarson]

If Wednesday were a movie, what movie would it be? 🧐

[Carty B @BrennanCarter98]

throwing myself off the top of lucas oil stadium

[Paul Hembekides (Hembo) @PaulHembo]

Strange but true...

The Colts, who missed the playoffs, played more minutes with a lead this season (562) than the Packers (521) or Titans (490), the number 1 seeds.

That's crazy.

[Carty B @BrennanCarter98]

@laurenjelderks that’s because it is

[Carty B @BrennanCarter98]

this is the one

[Hannah Carrie @hannahhh_banana]

Pro tip: always say yes to a spontaneous trip to Assembly Hal. Huge shoutout to @TheMopLady for the tickets! We had a great time!! @BrennanCarter98