Simon Brennan

Investment management by career. Retrained - secondary school chemistry teacher. If life’s journey is getting repetitive “Take a Left Turn now and then”

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@Parody_PM … Just a little closer… that’s it… a little closer…

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@BBCNews Lonely fluorescent light in the main hall on the fritz?

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@JonathanPieNews I have heard that public school types, with names like Nigel, dress up in old fashioned clothes and form groups that go out with guns to shoot ducks and other birds to eat. Some even shoot bunny rabbits!

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@SkyNews That’s his way of backing out of a hideous hole he dug himself. The damage has already been done to him, his acolytes and reputation of America on the international stage.

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@supertanskiii Critical thinking

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@lewis_goodall The “Dark MAGA” is going to have to double his fentanyl scrip to cope with the input costs for his Tossla’s

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@haveigotnews Grab him some moon cheese on the way home

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@SkyNews The “Jousting microphones on a long pole” game looked like a fun game - Especially when they repositioned for each speaker. The winner was the holder of the yellow mic who got through the middle and nearly got Sholtz on the nose in the second round.

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@SkyNews @KamaliMelbourne @SiobhanRobbins @BellusUK The “Jousting microphone on a long pole” game looked fun in presentation to the press. Especially when they repositioned for each speaker. The winner was the holder of the yellow mic who got through the middle and nearly got Sholtz on the nose.

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@SkyNews Amazed Zelenskyy hasn’t walked out on these clowns. Trump and his bully have lost it.

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@LBC Puntastic

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@DaleVince Dead Ringers is so on point.

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@mrjamesob Looking forward to him turning up in a butchers van with Pike and Jones.

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@BBCNews BBC sounds “the coming storm” is an excellent series covering conspiracy theories and American politics. Puts an awful lot in context.

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@BBCNews Yet will be allowed to put up the bills to customers so they are not out of pocket. Hmm

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@Kevin_Maguire Had exactly the same but discovered the car wash guys at the Tesco more than happy to accept the note and give change. Result = clean car and spendable tenners.

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@BBCPolitics Tells people that they might need a cup of tea

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@Parody_PM The Grifters

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@LBC @NickFerrariLBC I can only think the last core know they are not very cleverly but taking the obvious damage to reputation in their stride in the media rounds because they are on a promise.

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@campbellclaret You would think they are on a promise.