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NO MATTE SURFACES

[brennin @Brennin]

me: "ugh it's friday night, i should go out and actually talk to other humans"

me, 5 minutes later:

[jules 🌱🪶 @mvchlv]

get me to gods country

[Shō @lucxzxe]

"fuck it we ball" I say as I almost vomit from anxiety

[mahenoor @ajeebakwaas]

find myself thinking about this a lot lately

[mindy🌷 @mindyisser]

i do. pennsylvania excellence

[muse @honeyscoat]

I will never touch my face because I look just like my grandmother, bitches don’t look like their grandma anymore!!!!

[queereotype ☻ @thatqueerkiwi]

i live in an anti ai bubble. and so whenever someone casually drops “i asked chatgpt” i feel so thrown. and it happens. all. the. time. friends, family, strangers. it’s everywhere and it’s scary !!

[Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis]

Do you know how dumb you sound to me when you say “I asked ChatGPT”?

[c ☆ @tintafey]

the reason they are so funny is because of the deep well of sadness that only the great commonwealth of pennsylvania can instill in a person

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

After a certain point there’s no next level of hatred and anger and it all just makes you feel physically ill

[shy fawkes @butterbooter]

ever since i was a little kid i knew i would be fraught with melancholy and nostalgia

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Which hot, socialist nerd will step up to be the Zohran of Philadelphia?

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

we’re allowed to lib out for 24 hours

[yc @yc]

“Slop” is such a perfect word for our times…everything we consume from media to food is massive in quantity and horrible quality…real trough hours

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

someone should run for president on this platform

[Adam Smith @adamndsmith]

“Nobody should be killed for their political beliefs” vs “every child in Gaza is potentially a terrorist” is a fun contrast

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

More empathy has been shown for Charlie Kirk over the past 12 hours than for tens of thousands of innocent Palestinian children in two years.

[Shirin Khan @Shirink_13]

Hind Rajab was 6 and she was shot with 335 bullets.

[yeshiva frat leader @TullamoreJew_]

The thing about dedicating your life to making the world a crueller, stupider, more violent place is that you might just get what you wanted

[andy @mnicpxedreamboy]

Vampire weekend sounds good as fuck on the northeast regional Amtrak