Brent Baines

[Brent Baines @BrentBaines]

@tomgreenlive Hey Tom, I live in Ottawa, am willing to work hard for delicious cheese sandwiches, I do have experience editing, love podcasts and funny videos, and have always wanted to make shit happen. If you're looking for help or want to know more let me know because I'm in

[Brent Baines @BrentBaines]

Munching on fresh baked soft chocolate chip cookies. A pretty gal who bakes for me, what more could I ask for?

[Brent Baines @BrentBaines]

Yes! https://t.co/C2YiXdlZP8

[Bruce Campbell @GroovyBruce]

'Ash vs. Evil Dead' Renewed - Hollywood Reporter.

Fans want. Fans get. https://t.co/0zl1rDHed4

[Brent Baines @BrentBaines]

"Do you have any kids?" "No." "Want one?" Loving this owner. What a fucking dong. #BarRescue

[Brent Baines @BrentBaines]

Over/under 3 people humbled by @JonTaffer tonight. I am going with the over. #BarRescue

[Sony Pictures Classics @sonyclassics]

We're giving away 10 BEFORE MIDNIGHT posters & 1 signed by E. Hawke, J. Delpy, & R. Linklater! Follow us & retweet this for a chance to win

[Gabby Pillon @xgbsct]

I love sleep. My life has the tendency of falling apart when I'm awake, you know ? - E. Hemingway

[Rich Eisen @richeisen]

Mad Men is best when Roger Sterling is center stage, Pete is an ass, Draper gets professionally desperate and Betty is not on.

[Brent Baines @BrentBaines]

@gbellexo Hannah Montana quotes put me in a bad mood too.

[Anders Holm @ders808]

How much weed was flushed down the toilet in Watertown today?

[hot for surveillance ❤️ Memecoin @normallytoxic]

You would think an immigrant would have done a better job on a boat.

[Brent Baines @BrentBaines]

@KevinSpacey Tony Scott was unfortunately too dead to win the masters.

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Grizzley Bear great

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Coachella Bitches...

[Mark Duplass @MarkDuplass]

Is there any marijuana terminology that is legitimately current? I always feel like I'm using an antiquated term that dates me.

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

If you're used to the obscurantist smokescreens of religion, the sudden shock of the unambiguously clear voice of reason can SEEM aggressive

[Brent Baines @BrentBaines]

Maybe it's just me but it's hard to chew gum without looking like a smug asshole.

[Brent Baines @BrentBaines]

Prefacing things I say with 'Not to sound arrogant' does not make me sound less arrogant, it makes me sound like a prick. #Douchebagproblems