Brent Graham

Lambda Chi till I die. Pilot. Canadian lost in America.

[Brent Graham @BrentGraham13]

Get into the cockpit after the walkaround this morning and the Captain has "Start Me Up" by the stones blaring off his Bluetooth speaker... going to be a good trip

[Brent Graham @BrentGraham13]

"Hey man do you have any hair gel... I feel like a hobo" #unscheduledovernight

[Brent Graham @BrentGraham13]

Walked out of the house tonight dressed to go to the airport and the elderly lady from up the street struck up a conversation with me...
"you know my father was a pilot,"
"oh who did he fly for?"
"The Luftwaffe"
Haven't heard that answer before...

[Brent Graham @BrentGraham13]

Nothing like walking into the UPS pilots lounge in jeans, my work old work coat, and a reflective vest and feeling a little out of place.

[Brent Graham @BrentGraham13]

"If unable to go IFR go VFR" ... Best advice I've gotten since moving north #bushpilot #Medevac

[Brent Graham @BrentGraham13]

Just finished explaining how my plane flys to an Amish man who wandered onto the airport... highlight of my career as a flight instructor

[Brent Graham @BrentGraham13]

@codyamoore only for you lol

[Brent Graham @BrentGraham13]

@codyamoore suck my sweet mapley ass

[Stats Canada @stats_canada]

The shootout is the best way to decide a hockey game approximately 3% of the time

[Brent Graham @BrentGraham13]

@codyamoore remember the war of 1812... we do 🇨🇦

[Brent Graham @BrentGraham13]

Just found out one of my students was a former tank operator in the Chinese army... Guess you really do learn something new everyday...

[Brent Graham @BrentGraham13]

It's not even eleven yet and I've already lost one of my students. He's five two, Asian, with a bowl cut. #helpme #goingtogetfired

[Brent Graham @BrentGraham13]

Asked my class if they had Facebook...
Completely forgot that Facebook was banned in China. Nice going Brent 😅

[Brian Pedaci @bpedaci]

BRITAIN: Brexit is the stupidest, most self-destructive act a country could undertake.
USA: Hold my beer.

[Brent Graham @BrentGraham13]

I literally can't go anywhere in this town without running into someone... And have to listen to them tell me about how they know my family

[Brent Graham @BrentGraham13]

Only in Brantford will you be sitting on the patio drinking beer with an ex mafia man just shooting the shit #missedthisplace #goodtobehome

[Brent Graham @BrentGraham13]

"Dad that lady got all excited when you held the door for her..." "Once they're over 400lbs they're putty in my hands" #shitmydadsays

[Brent Graham @BrentGraham13]

"Dreamsicle Ice Box Tart, wasn't that the name of the last stripper we saw..." #familyroadtrips #shitmydadsays