Brent Heberling

Ask my mom about me.

[Brent Heberling @Brentgh4]

You’re the life I want...

[Brent Heberling @Brentgh4]

I hate my life...

[Brent Heberling @Brentgh4]

Freshman 15 isn’t a life sentence. But now as a senior I think it’s become one...

[Brent Heberling @Brentgh4]

If you don’t like cheese curds there’s no room for you in this country. #Murica

[Brent Heberling @Brentgh4]

Ultimently I just want to be like Adam Sandler. Seems like he lives the life.

[Brent Heberling @Brentgh4]

The happiest people are the most depressed. Remember that.

[Brent Heberling @Brentgh4]

You mean everything to me!

[Brent Heberling @Brentgh4]

Life is perfect. ❤️

[Brent Heberling @Brentgh4]

You’re all I think about.

[Brent Heberling @Brentgh4]

You can never fail, just learn.

[Brent Heberling @Brentgh4]

Life is good

[Brent Heberling @Brentgh4]

I act like shit don’t phase me, inside it drives me crazy..

[Brent Heberling @Brentgh4]

@ArcherAubrey Fair enough. My interest in the topic is yours to mold. And no kill shelters? I will keep that in mind when I get the results. I can take funding from “the wall” and put it into bettering our shelters.

[Brent Heberling @Brentgh4]

@ArcherAubrey As the future POTUS I think I should be first to find out. If I like what I see then I will make it a priority of mine to keep funding such interesting endeavors. #Heberling2020

[Brent Heberling @Brentgh4]

@ArcherAubrey I’m am very impressed with your vocabulary. You have a plethora of knowledge on the subject of interest. I believe you should conduct a field study on the topic and report to me your findings.

[Brent Heberling @Brentgh4]

@ArcherAubrey Okay... What is the most popular domesticated cat in Northern Europe?

[Katie Ross @katie_ross8]

Brent - “There’s only one way to bathe a dog... put it down.” @Brentgh4

[Brent Heberling @Brentgh4]

Aubrey pets a Great Dane*
“You would be soo fast on a race track, wouldn’t you!?”
Me (an intellectual)
“You mean a Greyhound...” @ArcherAubrey

[Brent Heberling @Brentgh4]

If someone says they don’t like Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story they’re a fuckin liar.