David Breslin

Singer-songwriter, cleaner, copy-writer, vertebrate.

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For "woman", read "wombat" e.g. "When a Man Loves a Wombat"; "I'm Every Wombat". #correctionstoallsongs

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"Your application has been succesful" is the message when they've /received/ the app, but for one second I always think I've got the job.

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@Sister_Twisty It tried to fly through a pane of glass about 2 feet over my head. Alarming.

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Last Friday I was nearly struck by a falling duck. Forgot about it til I saw the mark it left hitting the window. (The duck walked away.)

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I am constructing a temporary wall out of boxes of books. It is quite sturdy.

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After a hard day's work weeding black-eyed peas, Jack logged on to the http://t.co/55fIFxsn6D chatroom. These were his people.#vss #ThePush

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3rd December- I'll be both on strike and on holiday. NB- write to my employers to ask them not to pay me for being doubly not there. #strike

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The aliens came. They heard our troubles. Then they extinguished the sun for us. We really should have been more specific. #ThePush

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He fired up the hedge-trimmer, hoping he could remember how to do sleeves. This was plan L. Plan A had been a nice bolognaise. #vss #ThePush

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There is a typo in the news
(all of it)
which has caused some concern.
For "immigrant"
read "expatriate"
throughout.

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Unplug my guitar
Press headstock to tabletop-
Notes sound like distance.
#haiku #guitar

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Relax. Food, TV-
X Files: killer cockroaches!
Couscous everywhere.
#haiku

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The hardest thing is the sweat. It's such an effort to force water out through my skin. They'll figure out I'm not human soon. #vss #ThePush

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@goosefat101 This explanation
comes across as more gnomic
than what it explains.

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From dawn-stroked tarmac
The young staring rises
Helped by a kestrel
#haiku

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Concrete-sided stream
Bears empty cans and bottles-
Water lilies, too.

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@elsie33 From the rushing stream
The patient bear hooks salmon-
Eats them in two bites.

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From a safe distance
the sound of cars on wet roads
is oddly soothing

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at one with nature-
cool! check out my new ringtone!
woodpigeons scatter